The Craziest Randomest RP Ever In Enter The Forest History

Roseblossom jumped up and banged her head on a sharp icicle and died. All of a sudden, lightning struck from the sky as a dark red cat appeared. "I am Surrexitodia, Roseblossom's evil spirit! MUAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!" She then proceeded to throw cake at Crystalliamore with NO BRIOCHE.

Crystalliamore sighed and threw back some brioche. "Well, Surrexitodia. It appears we are in Poppyclaw's dream. Look, he's waking up!"

"Wait," Surrexitodia said. "You mean this whole RP was just part of Poppyclaw's dream? Laaaaaaame."

"TOO BAD!~" Crystalliamore yelled, acting very out-of-character. "HE'S WAKING UP!~"

"So, you've finally joined the dark side, eh?" Surrexitodia said. "Well here's your cookie!" He threw a cookie at Crystalliamore. "And it's POPPY SEED FLAVORED!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Poppyclaw instantly woke up.

Roseblossom padded up to Poppyclaw. "Hey, cousin. Wassup? PS: I'm ttly gonna kill you."

Jewelsky laughed very hard for no reason, and Darkgem sprang out and killed her. Cruentilapidis took off her Darkgem suit.

Roseblossom yowled and tore up the suit. She then jumped up and transformed into Surrexitodia.

The blood erupting from Jewelsky's neck turned into a rainbow.

Surrexitodia danced in the rainbows, which is completely out of character.

Cruentilapidis pulled a random lever, making everything 8-bit.

Surrexitodia suddenly exploded and turned into Surrexitamoris (Roseh's good spirit). She started jumping around virtual stuff.

Crystalliamore bounced in with a bag of Skittles. Shoving it in Cruentilapidis' face, she yelled: "IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!!!!!!!!~~~~ TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

Surrexitamoris sang, "I THROW MY SKITTLES IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AAAAAYO, TASTE THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINBOW!!!!!!!!"

Cruentilapidis jumped on Surrexitamoris. There was a cloud of smoke, and Cruentilapidis was a Subway sandwich. Crystalliamore disappeared randomly as Darkgem walked up to Poppyclaw, a loving gleam in her eyes. Then she took the Subway sandwich and threw it at him. "I THROW MY SANDWICH AT THE SUBWAY GUY, SAYING AAAAAAAYO, WHERE'S THE MAYO??????"

Surrexitamoris disappeared as Roseblossom turned into a Lego character. "I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AAAAAAAYO, I'M A LEEEEEEEGO!!!!!!!"

Darkgem ate the sandwich, only to discover it was poisoned. She died.

Roseblossom sang "I THROW MY DEAD BODY IN THE AIR SOMETHIMES, THE OTHER GUYS SAYING AAAAAAAYO, FOOD POISOOOOOOOONO!!!!!!!!! Wait a minute, I thought Darkgem was immortal!"

A voice coming out of nowhere laughed. "She is." It was Darkgem. "BUT THAT WAS MY NON-IMMORTAL CLONE!" She cackled maniacally as she grew to the size of Mount Everest.

"Okay, this is wacko." Roseblossom said as she ran to some random meadow.

Darkgem bent down and crushed Roseblossom with her colossal whisker.

Roseblossom rolled her eyes. Well, she would've if she could've. After she was squashed, her eyes turned to marshmallows and flew to Sea World.

Darkgem crushed Sea World with her claw. "YOU HAVE NO PLACE TO HIDE!" she cackled as Space Unicorn danced around her.

Eventually the world was crushed by Darkgem and many (including roseh, her first victim) died. Some people from the 1700s popped out of nowhere and shouted "I KNEW the world was flat! Take THAT, Christopher Columbus!"