The Craziest Randomest RP Ever In Enter The Forest History

Christopher Columbus was about to spit back a nasty retort about how they weren't even from the same time period when an eyelash fell off of Darkgem's face and hit him, squashing and killing him.

Darkgem's laugh echoed through the halls. "Wait!" she cried. "There are no halls!" She scratched out this entire part. Darkgem laughed and glanced down at Poppyclaw, the only cat in the world who had not been destroyed.

"Wait a minute!" Poppyclaw cried out. "If you destroy everything, then there will be nothing to RP about, the RP will be closed, and then you'll have nothing to do and die of boredom! You can't do this!"
Surrexitodia walked out of nowhere. "Wait, this is a RP?"
The founder of the RPs, watching everything, called security. "Hurry! They're breaking the fourth wall! You two, get a Fourth Wall repair man. You guys, wipe their memories. We can't let them become self-aware! The whole site will malfunction! The RPs will become less popular! Go go GOOO!!!"
"Okaaaaaaaay..." Poppyclaw meowed.

Darkgem's eyes grew even darker as she crushed Surrexitodia, the founder of the RPs, the Fourth Wall repair man, and security. She then crushed the fourth wall. "NOW THERE IS NO FOURTH WALL!" she laughed maniacally. "We can break it all we want!" She glanced down at Poppyclaw again. "Why would I ever hurt you?" Darkgem purred, acting very out-of-character, but this was Poppyclaw, and so perhaps it wasn't out-of-character since she was with him.

"Well, too bad. We are." Darkgem spat.

"Okay. But since we're in an RP, isn't your squashing everything and stuff and invincibility power-playing/god-modding/whatever they call it?"

Darkgem growled. "I don't care about the rules!" With a flick of her tail, she killed an incoming but innocent Nyan Cat.

"I should've known you'd say that." Poppyclaw rolled his eyes. Then a giant cow came and squashed Darkgem to death.

Darkgem died, an and echoing voice was heard. "Remember me to the Dark Forest, Poppyclaw!" The tragic romantic moment was soon interrupted by Neon Pegasus shooting towards Poppyclaw.

Poppyclaw pounced on the Neon Pegasus and flew away. "I AM YOUR GUMMY KING, FOOLS!!!!!!!!!"

Neon Pegasus looked proud. "Well, I'm supposed to never bow to your throne. It says so in the song." She kicked him in the face.

"You know what else it says in the song?" Poppyclaw said. "I HAVE A GLUTEN-POWERED ARMADA!! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

Neon Pegasus rolled her eyes. "Duh! I defeated them in the song."

"You seriously trust a singing rainbow singing thing?" Poppyclaw rolled his eyes. "Well what did the song say about NYAN CAT!?!?" Nyan cats fell out of the sky, farting rainbows in everyone's face.

Neon Pegasus killed all the Nyan Cats. "Nothing, actually. Nothing at all whatsoever. It did mention the rockabilly worm from Spaceland, though..."

"What about the genetically modified salamander with a face just like George Clooney?"

"And the thousand-armed robot octopus?"

"And The Wolf That Ate Roseh A Lot?" A wolf popped out of nowhere and ate Roseblossom.

"No. No, it never mentions that." Neon Pegasus shook her head.

"Okay!" Poppyclaw said. The wolf proceeded to eat Roseh, vomit her back up, eat her again, vomit her back up, eat her again, vomit her back up, eat her again, vomit her back up, eat her again, vomit her back up...

"ENOUGH!" Neon Pegasus ate everyone but Poppyclaw, revealing herself to be Darkgem in a lame disguise. "Poppyclaw, why would I ever hurt you?" she purred as breadfish spun in psychedelic patterns all around her.

"Well, I ate her! Doesn't that make you happy?" Darkgem asked, annoyed by Poppyclaw's ungratefulness.