The Craziest Randomest RP Ever In Enter The Forest History

"I heard that the 359 billion carrot sticks ate a thousand leaves that day."  Jayfeather mewed.

"And the beluga whale's cupcake torch smiled over the land of swimming rubber chickens." Stick added.

"And don't forget the part where the elephant cows ran into New York and interrupted the Puppy Bowl." Jayfeather laughed.

Stick smiled. "But you did forget the pogo-sticking Nerds trying to teach a band of icebergs how to play Neon Pegasus using Slinkys."

"Oyaaaaaaaah....." Jayfeather mewed.

"It's okay. We can't all remember everything." Stick smiled reassuringly.

"Mr Dinglehobber can."  Jayfeather said. "He still remembers when I filled his car with brown sugar ten years ago."

"Ah, yes. And Ivybubblegumchkinsnufflewufflypoopie still remembers when she got a bad splinter owie from me." replied Stick.

"Ivybubblegumsnufpoowhaaaaaa...?" Jayfeather mewed, confused.

Stick rolled her eyes, annoyed. "You know! Ivyhoneyboobearlalalaleelasparklerainbowohaithere!"

"Ivyhoneyboobooladeedasparklemudrainbowdashohaithere?" Jayfeather mewed.

Stick huffed. "You know her! Dovesmileywileykittyfluffwuvstigerehpinkiepieriverstreamcreek's sister!"

"Oh yeah, her!" Jayfeather said. "Sometimes I invite her dad Cloudfluffehwuffehilovebeansandtwolegsarefluffehfirestorm to play Bingo chess."

"No, he's their grandpa. Their dad is Birchloopdeedomewlingkitannoyingnoiseshahagotyoudonutwaffle, and their mom is Whitegreeneyesladypurrflightfeathertalonwhoopartyfunandgamesmusic."

"Oh. Sorry about that." Jayfeather mewed.

Stick smiled. "It's all right, Jay."

"Wait." Jayfeather mewed. "How can sticks smile?"

Stick shrugged. "I don't know. They can't shrug, either."

"Neither do cats, but we still do." Jayfeather shrugged. "Just another weird thing about Warriors books. Like how one cat died of greencough twice. Once in one book, another time a couple books later."

"Oh, Heavysteppingstones?" Stick recalled him. "Yeah, how'd he die twice? And in Crookedybrokenface's Promise, there was a fresh-kill pie! Imagine that; a pie made of fresh-kill! The typos people make these days..."

"And once, Ravenpawalooey was once called Ravepawalooey in Into The Wild. Notice the missing N?" Jayfeather mewed. "And on warriorcats.com, on one family tree, it called Brokenstar a she-cat!"

Stick snorted. "That family tree is so messed up! And there was an elder named Crowfur in the third book who never appeared in the allegiances and didn't appear again. Also, Rosetail, an elder in the first book, wasn't in the allegiances! And in Fading Echoes, Bumblestripe is named Bumbleflight, and all of his siblings are warriors when they shouldn't be yet!"

"And they keep calling Rowanclaw a she-cat!" Jayfeather said. "Erin Hunter said that's why they made him Tawnypelt's mate, to make up for getting the gender wrong all the time!"

"In the allegiances of Moonrise, poor Sorreltail is still listed as Sorrelpaw!" complained Stick.

"Still?" Jayfeather asked. "Poor girl."