Re: The Craziest Randomest RP Ever In Enter The Forest History

by **Jewelsky** Sat Jul 25, 2015 7:48 am

The banjo king crushed Tony with his banjo foot and was about to do the same thing with Kirby, until he saw how endearing the sweet little bloody fish was. "I WILL TAKE YOU HOME AND NAME YOU EMMA!" he laughed, placing Kirby in a random fishbowl made out of silly string.

by **Willowrose** Sat Jul 25, 2015 7:54 am

"Uh uh... Ah! Where am I?" Kirby looked around. "Silly string?" *makes derp face*

by **Jewelsky** Sat Jul 25, 2015 7:56 am

"YOU HAVE WATER, BE FLIPPIN THANKFUL!" the banjo king screamed, dropping several rainbow Twizzlers in the fishbowl. "I'M EVEN GIVING YOU FOOD COME ONNNN"

by **Willowrose** Sat Jul 25, 2015 8:06 am

"No no, don't take it the wrong way. I'm thankful, I really am. I meant no offense." Kirby started eating the rainbow twizzlers, he liked em.

by **Jewelsky** Sat Jul 25, 2015 8:09 am

"GOOD" shouted the banjo king. "WE'RE COMING TO MY HOUSE SO WE CAN PLAY DRESS-UP WITH ALL MY POLLY POCKETS"

by **Willowrose** Sat Jul 25, 2015 8:25 am

"That's cool, let's go!"

by **Jewelsky** Sat Jul 25, 2015 8:45 am

A random eye-fryingly cyan clown car came to take them away, and green Swedish Fish rained everywhere as it took them to the banjo king's house.

by **Willowrose** Sat Jul 25, 2015 9:07 am

"What's with this weather? Like why is it so strange?"

by **Jewelsky** Sat Jul 25, 2015 9:13 am

"DON'T QUESTION IT, EMMA" yelled the banjo king as he slapped bloody fish Kirby in the face with a piece of fried chicken.

by **Willowrose** Sat Jul 25, 2015 9:18 am

"Sorry" Kirby ate the fried chicken and barfed an Oreo.

by **Jewelsky** Sat Jul 25, 2015 9:19 am

When they had arrived at the banjo king's house, blue flowers filled up Kirby's silly string fishbowl.

by **Willowrose** Sat Jul 25, 2015 10:04 am

"Yay, thanks for the refill!" Kirby liked the kind banjo king, although sometimes he was rude he was a great friend.

by **Jewelsky** Sat Jul 25, 2015 7:07 pm

The banjo king suddenly had a random ragefit, in which he shattered Kirby's silly string fishbowl and proceeded to throw brown and magenta corn at him.

by **Willowrose** Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:23 am

"Ahh! What are you doing?! What's going on?! Suddenly Kirby was blinded by two cobs of corn that hit him right in the eyes. "OW! Hey, what happened?! Did someone put a blanket on my face?! Kirby felt no blanket all He felt were his blinded eyes. "Am I......FLIPP'N BLIND? No I can't be blind!" Kirby just started crying, he could only feel the tears coming from his blinded eyes.

by **Jewelsky** Sun Jul 26, 2015 6:59 am

Suddenly, the magical happy bird of luck swooped down and took Kirby to an isolated beach. It threw Kirby in the wet sand, and he was instantly turned back to his normal form and could see. It then granted him several neon-colored muffins.

by **Willowrose** Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:22 am

"Huh? Where?......I can flipping see!" Kirby started to dance"Finally, I can do the victory dance." Kirby was not paying attention when suddenly he tripped on a hermit crab. "Ow! Oh sorry." The hermit crab was mad, so he spit out some bananas at Kirby's face. Kirby flipped out.

by **Jewelsky** Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:28 am

The magical happy bird of luck killed the hermit crab with an arrow to the knee. The bananas turned into cute little lavender bunnies that hopped around Kirby adorably, squeaking the British alphabet, complete with zed.

by **Willowrose** Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:30 am

"Wow, that was cool." Kirby started too poo strawberries in happiness. Now he was eating the strawberries.

by **Jewelsky** Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:34 am

The bunnies began to nibble on the strawberries and then turned into underripe Polynesian watermelons.

by **Willowrose** Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:38 am

"What the?" Kirby didn't understand what just happened, but he ate the melons anyway.

by **Jewelsky** Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:02 pm

A magical pie rainbow suddenly appeared in the sky, and a whale slid down it, followed by a couple of deer.

by **Willowrose** Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:23 pm

"Woah." Kirby watched a he ate all of the melons. Kirby enjoyed the show of whale and deer so much, that he started crying sparkles.

by **Jewelsky** Mon Jul 27, 2015 7:22 am

The magical happy bird of luck began to play the euphonium as the whale and deer ice-skated across a Sprite-filled frozen pond.

by **Willowrose** Wed Nov 25, 2015 4:24 am

Kirby started to enjoy the peace and quiet, he decided it was time for a nap and fell asleep.

by **Jewelsky** Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:25 am

Suddenly, the whale jumped to an unrealistic height and fell down face-first into the Sprite-filled frozen pond, causing a huge Sprite tsunami.

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