Capture the Orb!

So, there's this orb. Anyone who holds it is declared ruler of the universe. It's kind of a big deal. Your goal is to capture it and claim it for yourself by any means possible from the user above you. How you do it is completely up to you. You can make it as completely impossible and random as you'd like. Defy the laws of physics! Leap over tall buildings in a single bound! Make your wildest dreams come true! Just make sure to grab that orb from the user above you!
(P.S.-If this game is successful, I may make an RP of it with more rules and characters and a form and stuff, but I'm not sure yet)

I'll start:

The orb was sitting undisturbed in the center of The Temple of Orbiness. Masterfully avoiding all of the lasers, I snatch the orb from its resting place. The entire temple begins to collapse, but I call in my loyal helicopter pilot and fly away unharmed, with the prized possession finally mine to keep.  

I suddenly jump onto a long, long vine, swinging into the helicopter. I snatch the orb from your hands, and I swing away~

I fly with my epical powers onto Glimmerpaw, fighting for the orb. I grab it, and leap.

I jump out of the helicopter, after Roseblossom. Flying through the air, I snatch the orb. Quickly, I fly away to a nearby forest.

I teleport to where Glimmerpaw is and grab the orb away from her.

I magically sprout wings and I snatch the orb away from Jewelsky. Then, I fly away to an unknown land.

I super-jump over to where Glimmers is and take the orb immediately, bouncing up to the summit of Mount Everest.

I summon a legion of Yetis to take the orb and give it to me. I then fly backwards and upside-down all the way to Atlantis.

I bounce on a trampoline and land in Atlantis. Then, I steal the orb and run to London.

After grabbing a quick cup o' tea, I snatch the orb and go to CHINA. Where like every thing ever is made

I fly in on a glider onto the Great Wall and swipe it from your hands, before continuing to glide down below.

I jump into the TARDIS and go to China, snatching the orb away.

I take the orb from Jewelsky and travel to Egypt, hiding in King Tut's sarcophagus.

I ride an ostrich there and grab the orb.

I ride a lioness that attacks the ostrich. In the ensuing chaos, I sneak over to the orb and grab it, running away before anyone notices.

I throw cheese at Vinekit and, when I slow him down enough, rush up to steal the orb.

I ride in on an airship, throwing the cheese back (yelling "THROOOOOW THE CHEEEEEEESE!!!! as I do) and take the orb, flying to an unknown kingdom in said airship.

I fly on a private helicopter, and using a claw/hook on the helicopter, I steal the orb and hold it as I fly around in New Zealand.

I summon Kiwiwillow, who is native to New Zealand, to retrieve to orb for me. Once I get it back, I fly to the FUTURE.   

Using my magical powers, I hop onto my flying pet Kiwiwillow and together, we fly into the future. I grab the orb from Vinekit's paws and I fly to Birabuto Kingdom. :3

I use Loki's staff from the Avengers to brainwash Princess Daisy into not letting you leave the kingdom. After shouting "SWIPER NO SWIPING" 3 times, I take the orb back and fly far, far away.

I just happen to be in Far Far Away and I summon Perry the Platypus to thwart you and give me the Orb. From there, I go to the Amazon Rainforest.

I ride to the rainforest on Norm the Robot, who bonks Perry the Platypus on the head. He drops the orb, and I retrieve it and run away with Norm before the army ants, anacondas and jaguars arrive.

I finally catch up to Norm and toss an acorn. The squirrel that powers him jumps out after the acorn, causing Norm to shut down. I snatch the orb and fly away on my vulture.

I whistle for my majestic flying lion and hop on, flying in pursuit of Roseblossom. After catching up, I swipe the orb from her and parachute off my lion into the Amazon Rainforest