Re: Ask a Foolish Question, get a Foolish Answer!

by **Roseblossom** Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:57 pm

Yes.

Why is my cat getting lazy?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:39 pm

Cause I fed her too much and taught her that playing Wii is way better than...walking.

What's my favorite song?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:39 pm

The Song You Like by Some Lame Person.

Ertieth ja hJKhb jgnr?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:41 pm

Yes, but only sdnfusasi vurmew 's.

Can I have a high five?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:43 pm

No, cats have only 4 toes.

Why is my potato fat?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:01 am

Cause it still has its tater-babies inside it.

What flavor is plastic?

by **Roseblossom** Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:22 pm

Plastic Flavored.

Why does it take more than 1 squirrel to change a light bulb?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:15 pm

Because that particular light bulb is so hot that it incinerated the first 14 who tried.

What time is it?

by **Shimmer da Freakin Queen** Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:08 pm

Now.

Why is food yummy?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:18 am

Because it tastes like itself.

Are we there yet?

by **Shimmer da Freakin Queen** Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:10 pm

No.

Why were you up so early?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:24 pm

I stayed up all night and until then.

What are you eating?

by **Roseblossom** Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:36 pm

Food.

Why are you asking us questions?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:01 pm

I don't know much.

Why do penguins fly?

by **Roseblossom** Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:13 pm

No.

Potatoes?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:50 am

Flabadatoes shlatoes.

What?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:03 am

Things.

Where?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:27 am

A-this-a-way.

Can I please?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:40 am

NO.

Why must potatoes be cooked at room temperature, instead of leaving them in a room?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:58 am

Because Mister Potato-Cooker is OCD.

Should I sleep?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:59 am

No.

Isn't this game awesome?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:04 am

Only on Hump Day!

Any bacon left?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:06 am

NO.

If you were riding on a jet ski and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:06 am

Three. You'd be surprised, girl.

After the nacho apocalypse, will the National Cheese Guard have what it takes to cheesify all the chips?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Aug 21, 2013 5:30 pm

No, because I'll eat them all.

Is your teacher nice?

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