That Was... Objectionable!

Yes, I know. Another game having something to do with "Objection!" But hear me out, OK? xD

In THIS "Objection!" game, one person posts a ridiculous statement. Then, the next person posts a (probably equally-ridiculous) objection to it, then posts their own statement. (I guess you could say it works a little like games such as "drop something on the user below you" and such.)

For example-

Person A wrote:I went to give the porcupine a donut, but it called me an ice cream cake, so I stormed off.

Person B wrote:http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7452282

My favorite octopus finally got his driver's license!

Person C wrote:http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7452308

I went to make a papier-mache sandwich, but quickly realized I was out of tartar sauce.

And so on and so forth. Care to give it a go?
To start things off-


I thought I saw a gumball machine, but it actually turned out to be a dolphin with a colorful top hat.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7467821

I went bird-watching today, and one of the birds I saw dropped a pink and purple sandwich on my head!

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7469082

I tried to love nachos; I really did... But the smell of the cheese kept making me cry; it was too much!

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7470714

I looked up yesterday, only to see a hot dog stand tied to some balloons just floating there! There was a sign attached to the stand that read: "No mustard". I wondered why exactly there was a lack of mustard...

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7699666

I'm currently debating with myself on whether this game looks fun or not!

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7701412

I am in love with a sculpture of a penguin and a llama waltzing made out of plastic spoons!

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7701432

...I never eat my cereal with milk. Like, basically ever.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7702051

I think I may have ranted a little too much in that objection.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7704000

It's Christmas Eve and I'm bored. :P

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7782782

I'm strangely addicted to Benzene!

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7840885

I am currently training my dog to fly because he has very large ears. If Dumbo could do it, why not him? #logic

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7948595

I think that the world should be ruled by popcorn-flavored jelly beans!

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8194765

I walked up to this guy, handed him an imaginary cabbage, and watched in horror as he THREW IT ON THE GROUUUUUNNNNND.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8194856

I hate fandoms but not the actual things the fandoms are based off of.