The World's Most Extreme Fool Rant

Misty and I were talking (of course), and we got this idea for a forum game. It's kind of like one of those "continue the story" games, except it's an ongoing, rambling "rant".
This game only has one rule; you MUST include the word "fool" (or some variation of it) somewhere in your continuation at least once. >:3 (You may know exactly the inspiration behind this. If so, good for you. You earned a virtual cookie. xD)

I'll start us off; have fun. >:3

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Foolish is the fool who foolishly

dances a foolish dance of foolishness

whilst wearing the most foolishly foolish variety of

foolish gloves along with an equally foolish

t-shirt, depicting the foolish idea of

foolish squirrels flying foolish kites, as well as a pair of shoes that foolishly clash with

the foolish, crooked hat upon their foolishly foolish head, resulting in them resembling

a foolishly foolish fool of a foolishly foolish bird, who foolishly

fools with only the most foolish of

foolish foxes, who foolishly forgets to

properly fool to the nearest fool fooling, resulting in foolish

misfortunes such as foolishly fooling around near foolish

dogs, who foolishly hop around in

foolish villages filled with foolish cats, who

foolishly killed foolish mice and

foolish put them in the utterly foolish place of

foolishly climbing up foolish trees, whilst

foolishly juggling fools who are carrying foolish

baskets of foolish eggs that foolishly break when

foolishly hit by foolish mallets designed specifically for foolish fools who

foolishly forget about the foolish mallets' foolish creator, who foolishly designed the foolish mallets in order to

foolishly sell a foolish product to fools who would foolishly believe that

foolish mallets can be bought foolishly for the foolishly low price of $999.99, though

in fact they can be foolishly bought for the foolish price of a low low $19.99 plus foolish shipping and foolish handing, which is simply foolish because

most of the foolishly foolish fools who are foolish enough to foolishly buy this foolish product are entirely fooled and foolishly pay $999.99 anyway, leading to