DurrhurrClan: Clan of da Dummies o3o

"I heard you, Ty'opaw!" Derpstar ran toward him.

Stahpstream had been hiding for a while under the roots, so he began to think to himself. "Huh, I is verry good at dis game!" he thought. "Derpstar's good at hearing, tho, so I need to stay quieet." He vowed to himself to make no noise at all, not noticing the hissing raccoon right behind him.

Stoopidface leaped next to Stahpstream. "LOL I FOUND STAHPIEEEEEE WOOO :D" she called out, startling the raccoon.

The raccoon latched itself onto Stahpstream's face with its pointy claws and started scratching....painfully.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!"
Stahpstream's muffled screams echoed through the forest as he desperately tried to rip off the raccoon.

"Stahppeh!" Derpstar raced toward him.

"MMMMMMMPPPPPPHHH!!!" Stahpstream began bolting in Derpstar's direction. Stahpstream's speed startled the raccoon, who stayed on for dear life.

Derpstar hissed and clawed at the raccoon.

The raccoon ran off with fright, but not before shaking its fist and saying with a terrifyingly deep and scary voice:

"This is not the last time we will cross paths, Derpstar of DurrHurrClan! I will be lurking the shadows, gathering my raccoon brethren and patiently waiting for the right moment to swarm your camp and attack your Clanmates! In due time, the forest will once again be reigned by the raccoons, this I promise you! For I, Skittles, will return when you LEAST expect it and become a major character with a form and a backstory and EVERYTHING! Someday... someday..."

And with those ominous words, Skittles the incredibly horrifying raccoon retreated deeper into the forest.

"...Okay then. o.O" Derpstar muttered. "Stahpstream, are you okay?"

Yus, Imma fine, no boo-boos over here!" Stahpstream exclaimed. "But u found me tho.. :( "

"Well I'd rather have you be found than get torn to shreds by a freaky raccoon guy." Derpstar shrugged.

"Yus.. u think we should have moar patrols to look for dat Skittles thing? Or are we still lost?" Stahpstream asked.

"We're lost. We're waiting for night so we can look at the stars, remember?" Derpstar said.
"We should'e stuck with I Spy." Misspellpaw muttered, somehow there.

"Oh yeeeeeah!" Stahpstream remembered, nodding. "I Spy! I'll start it over again. OK...... GREEN LIGHT!"

"Uh, tree!" Derpstar guessed.

"No. 19 GUESSES TO GO!!! :D " Stahpstream excitedly mewed.

"A DIFFERENT tree! :D" Derpstar guessed.

"Noooo.... HA! I tagged you! Now ya can't MOOOVE!" Stahpstream said, clearly confused on what game they were playing.

"Ooh! Ooh!" Misspellpaw punched Stahpstream as hard as she could. "PUNCH BUGGY!"

"RED ROVER RED ROVER I CALL DERPSTAR OVER!" Stahpstream called out.

"JINX YOU OWE ME A SODA!!" Derpstar shrieked.

Suddenly, Stahpstream randomly hit Derpstar with a dodgeball, yelling "UUUUUUUR OUT!!!!" :D

"MARCO!" Floofehkit mewed.

"NU-UH!" Stahpstream meowed. "You didn't say UNO! You have to draw four cards!"

"Checkmate!" Floofehkit mewed.