Shepherd's Pie - A FEA-Themed Randomness RP for White and Misty (Observe... if you daaaare~)

So, for any viewers out there, OHAITHAR. This is a very inside joke-ridden randomness RP between Misty and I, as the title says. It revolves around characters from FEA and various "joke headcanons" we have for them. That is, completely-joking interpretations of their personalities and the situations they find themselves in. The randomness level may vary, but the main thing to remember is that nothing about this at all is serious. It's all a complete joke, so worry not; we are quite sane. xD

Oh yeah, and there may end up being multiple "Avatars" here. Because of reasons. Random reasons.

We won't have any joining forms or anything, and we could even end up sharing characters from time to time. So just a heads-up. Anything could happen. o3o

(Reserved)

Chrom derped around camp, looking quite peeved. "I NEED MUTTON! NOW!!" he yelled at nobody in particular.

All of a sudden, as if out of nowhere, Lucina appeared by Chrom's side, staring up at him with wide eyes. "What was that, father? Did you say you needed something?" she began rather quickly. "Is there perhaps some way I can help, father...??"

Chrom staaaaared down at Lucina. "YES, my dear," he responded, sounding excessively dramatic, "yes there is. You are to find whoever is able to lift a finger and cook... and have them make me some MUTTON! BWAHAHAAAAA~" For absolutely no reason, he kicked a boulder, causing it to shatter into a thousand pieces. "... Now, I look forward to your return. And the mutton."

"Yes, father!!" Lucina replied in a similarly dramatic way, already preparing to go off on her search. "I promise you... I shall return with the most LEGENDARY mutton you will ever taste!" she finished triumphantly, swiftly leaping away to find somebody.

Suddenly, a mysterious voice seemed to speak up. "H-hey, w-where a-are you g-g-going...?" However, the voice blended right into the gentle breeze, rendering it completely unnoticeable.

Robin, on the other hand, was taking a nap right in the middle of camp, resting against an empty barrel.

Of course, Lucina didn't even notice the sound of the mysterious voice as she continued her search. She stopped in her tracks, however, upon spotting Robin, who appeared to be napping. "Robin...!!" she called out quite loudly, running toward the tactician.

"BWAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!!" Robin screamed upon being suddenly awoken, scrambling to his feet like a startled cat. "Lucinaaaaaaa, I was fast asleeeeeeeeeeep...!" he whined, rubbing his eyes. "Why did you do thaaaaaaat...?!"

"My apologies... But father told me that he requires some MUTTON," Lucina began to explain dramatically, staaaaaring at Robin. "And so he told me to find anybody who is able to cook."

"But I can't coooook...!" Robin whined in reply, shrinking back. "I'm sorry, I can't help... DON'T HURT ME...!" His voice grew much higher-pitched and squeakier as he finished speaking. Additionally, he braced himself, just in case he was about to be slapped in the face or something of the like.

"You can't cook...?" Lucina echoed back in response. "Are you quite certain??" she added quickly afterward, continuing to intensely staaare at Robin.

"Nngh... W-well... ... ... OK, OK, I'LL TRY...!" Robin squeaked, giving in already without any sort of fight. "I'll be back with that mutton..." He scurried off to begin cooking. Hopefully, he would return with something edible.

"Alright; thank you, Robin!" Lucina called out to the tactician as he scurried off. Once he had left, she headed over to a quiet spot nearby and unsheathed her blade, intending to randomly practice some sword techniques while she waited for the mutton.

All of a sudden, there was a neigh, followed by a shriek, then a rustle. At this moment, Sumia came tumbling out of a tree and somersaulted right past Lucina. "EEEEEK!!"

"ARGH...!" Surprised by Sumia's sudden (and highly startling) entrance, Lucina ended up flinging her sword away by mistake, briefly watching with wide eyes as it pierced through a nearby barrel before returning her attention to the Pegasus Knight. "Are you quite alright...? And how did THAT happen??"

"Nooooooo, my barrel of HONEY!" Gaius could suddenly be heard shouting nearby. Apparently, the barrel that Lucina's blade had pierced through belonged to him, and was filled to the top with honey.

"Ohhh, I fell off of my pegasus MID-FLIGHT!" Sumia explained in a tizzy, getting to her feet. "I know, I'm hopeless... I should really go and find her." As suddenly as she had appeared, she began running away to look for her pegasus... falling on her face every five steps.

"Honey? Did you say... honey??" All of a sudden, Stahl was standing by Gaius' leaking honey-barrel. "I can SO help you clean this up." All of a sudden, he fell to his knees and began licking the honey off the side of the barrel. And the ground.

"Hey!" Gaius began, quickly attempting to push the barrel away from Stahl. "This honey is MINE; hands off...!" he continued rather frantically as he watched his prized stash of honey slowly flowing onto the ground.

"But it's pouring right out of the barrel!" Stahl responded, chasing Gaius and his barrel of honey. "C'mon, share some! Please??"

Miriel simply stood somewhere nearby, shaking her head as she watched the two. "Simpletons," she said plainly, adjusting her glasses.

"Ohhh... OK; I guess there isn't any time to argue right now, anyway," Gaius realized, suddenly dropping to his knees and licking some honey off of the barrel.

As Cordelia came strolling past, all she did was let out a single, extremely long, loud siiiiiiigh.

"YES!" Stahl began to once again lick the dripping honey off of the barrel. However, all of a sudden, he was quite literally blown away by Cordelia's spectacular siiiiiiiiigh. He went careening across camp, eventually crashing through the wall of some random tent.

Ricken, who was sitting in a tent and randomly attempting to juggle two apples, jumped back as Stahl suddenly crashed in. "WHOA!!" he shouted in a very surprised, high-pitched voice.

Stahl casually got to his feet. "Sorry, kiddo," he apologized to Ricken, dusting himself off. "I didn't mean to drop in so suddenly."

"Eh, it's fine," Ricken shrugged, also getting back to his feet. Just then, a flustered look appeared on his face. "Wait a second... Kiddo?? I AM NOT A KIDDO," he huffed.

"You-... Wait, huh?!" Stahl was perplexed. The person before him looked like a kiddo, sounded like a kiddo, and acted like a kiddo. How could it be that he was, in fact, NOT a kiddo? His mind was somewhat blown.

All of a sudden, Henry appeared. "Don't get him angry, Stahl... You wouldn't like him when he's angry!" he snickered, grinning from ear to ear. "He could blow up. Oh, whoops, did I say HE? Haha! I meant YOU, of course! Y'know, 'cause he could cast some wicked spell on you?! Haha, HA! KABOOM!"