~Nobody Recognizes Helix~ (S1 E0: Pilot) (Whitefeather and Mistystar)

Y'all can just feel free to ignore our nonsense by now. It's very out-of-hand.

We're doing this silly and random ARMS-related RP script-style, and in the style of a TV sitcom. It mainly takes place at ARMS Labs, and centers around Helix, Springtron, Hedlok, and Dr. Coyle as a (very dysfunctional) family.

-THE MAIN CAST-

Helix-
The star of the show; a strange being, but perfectly innocent and lovable. All he wants is for his "mother"--Dr. Coyle--to actually recognize his talents for once.

Springtron-
Dr. Coyle's apparent favorite "son", and therefore Helix's main "rival". As he constantly receives so much praise from his "mother", and gets to participate in far more events than his "siblings", he's quite smug.

Hedlok-
The rebellious, unruly "problem child" of the family. He often causes trouble for others in a variety of ways, but Dr. Coyle still seems quite proud of him anyway... most of the time. Thankfully, he doesn't really seem interested in picking on Helix, at least.

Dr. Coyle-
Helix, Springtron, and Hedlok's "mother". She's a mad genius, and the director of ARMS Laboratories. Although she's extremely proud of Springtron, and sometimes even Hedlok (despite his constant rebelling), she finds Helix's performance as an ARMS fighter somewhat disappointing, and tends to treat him like a very young child. However, she does still seem to love him, at least to some degree.

(Other characters will also most likely appear as side-characters, with varying degrees of recurrence. Once we start to form a list of the more notable ones, we'll probably list them here, too.)

OK, LET'S START THE SHOW

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*The episode begins with an outside view of the ARMS Labs building (and a brief tune) before transitioning inside*

*Inside the ARMS Labs building*

Helix: *Is just blankly standing there at first, appearing bored or something along those lines* ... *Sighs squeakily* -o-

(A faint sort of rumbling noise can be heard in the distance, followed by deep, growling laughter)

*Dr Coyle and Springtron enter the room, having apparently just returned from participating in a team fight*

Dr. Coyle: *Is showering Springtron with praise* That was MARVELOUS! You didn't show them a sliver of mercy... Not a SLIVER! Just as I would expect from the ideal teammate. *Chuckle* >3
Springtron: *Would have a smug smile, but lacks a mouth* *Somehow manages to look smug anyway* YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH ô ô

Helix: *Turns to Dr. Coyle and Springtron when they enter* !:0 *Frantically waves his ARMS in greeting, hoping to catch their attention* Ahhh...!

(The rumbling and eerie laughing rapidly grow louder)

Dr. Coyle: *Looks over and notices Helix* *Instantly puts on the most ridiculous baby-talk voice* Hello, sweetieeee! Mummy's hooooome! ᛊ/v<
Springtron: *Somehow apparently thinks that Dr. Coyle meant Master Mummy, and acts like a total Spring Man about it* WHAT. DUDE. WHERE. *Takes a look around* DID HE SERIOUSLY FOLLOW US. FOR REAL.
Dr. Coyle: *Quickly looks over at Springtron with a rather blank expression for a moment, apparently not sure how to react* ᛊ/3o;

*Laugh track*

Helix: *Is about to squeak a response to Dr. Coyle* *Freezes when he hears Springtron* ... *Just staaaaaares at him* o-o;
Hedlok: *SUDDENLY COMES BURSTING THROUGH THE WALL, latched onto the head of a random ARMS Labs employee and riding a motorcycle* HRAAAAAHAHAHA!!! >8U
Helix: *TOTALLY FREAKS OUT* WAAAAAH!! OoO; *Flails his ARMS and almost falls over*

*Canned laughter and cheering for Hedlok's appearance*

Springtron: *Drones* DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. O O
Dr. Coyle: *Sees this* ᛊ/______O;;; *Totally loses it* AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!!! WHAT ARE--...?! THAT'S--...! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Turns in some random direction and bellows to whatever lucky employees happen to be in the area* SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS WALL! NOW!! ᛊ/A<;;;;; *Turns back to Hedlok and snarls* YOU. Are in A LOT. OF TROUBLE...!! ᛊ/∞é;; *Dashes forward through the air in an attempt to seize Hedlok*
Springtron: *Watches the furious Doc* OHHHHH SNAAAAP. *Is honestly looking forward to whatever's about to unfold* ê ê

Random Employee 1: O___O; U-uh, yeah, s-sure thing...! *Rushes over to the broken wall*
Random Employee 2: o______O;; *Hastily goes to get supplies to repair it*
Helix: *The chaos is just too much* eoe; *Suddenly becomes a puddle*
Hedlok: *ROAAARRRS at Dr. Coyle in protest* D8< *Attempts to drive away from her*

Dr. Coyle: *Swings her ARMS a little too late and ends up grabbing thin air instead* ᛊ/∞<; Rrrrgh...!! *Goes flying after Hedlok frantically, activating her two extra shoulder-ARMS and swinging them all wildly* Get BACK HERE!! DDDX<

*Canned laughter*

Springtron: ... *Just casually walks up to Helix and staaaaaaaaaaaaares down at his puddle self* ... NICE.

Hedlok: *Drives in circles around the room, laughing wildly* RAAAAAAAHAHA!! >D ... *Is suddenly bopped by one of Dr. Coyle's swinging ARMS and caught slightly off-guard* RAH. D8<!?
Helix: *Can be heard whining in annoyance at Springtron, still a puddle* Ngaaaaaaah...

Dr. Coyle: *ZOOMS forward and grabs onto Hedlok with all four ARMS at once* GOTCHA. 3< *Starts lifting him off of the random employee's head*

Springtron: *Randomly starts poking Helix the puddle* MAYBE YOU'D GET TO FIGHT MORE IF YOU DIDN'T MELT ALL THE TIME. HA HA. o o

Hedlok: *Attempts to struggle free to no avail* >m>;;;
Random Employee: *Is just blankly sitting on the seat of the motorcycle this whole time*

Helix: *Stops being a puddle* *Staaaaaaaares at Springtron* -n-;

*Laugh track*

Dr. Coyle: *Triumphantly lifts Hedlok off of the employee's head--while looking stressed and extremely crazed, of course* ᛊ/3Ó ALRIGHT. Time for a little time-out. *Floats away while carrying Hedlok, going to put him somewhere where he can't cause trouble for a while*

Springtron: *Keeps "laughing" for a bit* HA HA. HA HA HA. ... HA.

Hedlok: *Has an extremely unamused expression as Dr. Coyle carries him away* >m>;
Random Employee: *Looks dazed for a moment* o-o; *Blankly glances around the room, noticing Hedlok being carried away* ... Huh... o3o; Thanks, Doc... ... *Awkwardly shruuugs and leaves the motorcycle*

Helix: *POUTS* -n-;;

*Tune plays as the screen fades to black*

~COMMERCIAL BREAK~

*Several kids are on a set resembling DNA Lab for some reason*

Kid 1: Gee... I sure am thirsty. o3o *Turns to the other kids* How 'bout you guys?

Kids 2 and 3: *cheesily* Yeah! o3o

*A person wearing a Helix mascot suit suddenly bursts out of one of the surrounding tubes, carrying a case of Helix Juice* *Hyper music starts playing*
"Helix": *Doing a Helix voice impression* AAH YAAAAAAAA!!! *Dances around offering everyone bottles of Helix Juice*
Kid 1: *So cheesily* OH BOY, HELIX JUICE!! 8DDDDDDD *Eagerly takes a bottle* THANKS!

Kid 2: *Corny cheering* *Accepts bottle*
Kid 3: *Takes a bottle and OH. SO. CHEESILY offers a high-five to "Helix"* 8D

"Helix": *Accepts the high-five in a VERY OVER-THE-TOP fashion*
*Everyone cheesily keeps partying as the camera pans up, showing an apparent logo for Helix Juice*
Voiceover Voice: HELIX JUICE! EVERYBODY recognizes it!!!

*End commercial*

*Back to the program*

*A tune plays while a random image of some random area of the lab is shown before the scene shifts to the real scene*

*The real scene takes place in the break room*

Mechanica: *Is in the break room, doing repairs on the lab's apparently broken... coffee machine* *Looks intently focused on this task, tongue poking out ever-so-slightly to one side of her mouth*

Springtron: *Enters the room, as there's a charging station by one of the walls* *Spots Mechanica* o o! *Drones in greeting* HEEEEEEEEYYYYY, MECHANICA. WHAT'CHA DOING HERE. YOU LOOK BUSY.

Mechanica: *Is apparently caught off-guard by Springtron's sudden greeting* HWA- *whirls around to face him* O-oh...! Oh hey, Springtron! *Gives a slightly awkward but still perky wave* \(nwn;)/ I'm just, y'know-- *turns back to her "patient", carefully examining it while still talking to Springtron*-- fixin' some things up~ *Continues to tinker*

(*Coffee-deprived ARMS Labs people can be seen wandering in the background*)

*One coffee-deprived scientist blankly walks into a wall before finding his way to a table*

*Laugh track*

Springtron: OH, COOOOOOOOL. *Blankly strolls over to the charging station and steps onto it* *Waaaaatches* ... COFFEE MACHINE EH.