DurrhurrClan: Clan of da Dummies o3o

Welcome 2 DurrhurrClan.

I'm Derpstar. I'm the leader. This Clan is full of a lotta randomness, slightness chance of dumbs, and very fail.
So join tday!
About teh Clan: Dis weird Clan is very crazy and random. The kittehs here aren't the smartest in teh world, but are dum. We somehow kno how to use Twoleggish stuffs though, like iPhones and crayons and other hooman stuv. We're welcome to have n-e-1 in teh Clan, even the ones who arent catz. We also hav strange pursinalitehs n stuff, like ma fave food is marshmallow Peeps, and little Floofehkit is allergic to boredoms. So,yah.

Allegiances:
Leadurrhurr: Derpstar. Blue she-cat with blue eyes -Roseh
Derputy: Stahpstream. Gray tom w/ black spots and green eyes. -Vineh
Meddeh kitteh: Meddehsam - Roseh
Meddeh  kitteh paw: Meddehsnifflepaw - Mistkit
Warriors: Herpderpwing. Soopr floofeh brown she-cat and green eyes -Jules
Derpshadow. Black tom with brown eyes. -Shadow
Stoopidface. A white floofeh she-cat with brown ears -Glimmah
Foolishfool. - Brown tabby - Roseh
Paws: Ty;opaw. Orange tabby tom with blue eyes. -Jules
Durrpaw. A weird colored she-cat with purple eyes. -Scarlet
Misspellpoaw (or another misspelled variation). A brown she-cat with brown eyes. -Roseh
Memepaw. Brown and gray tabby tom with blue eyes. -Wills
Queenehs and lil' kittehs: Floofehkit. Light gray tabby she-lil-kitteh wif blue eyes. -Roseh
Dumbkit. Black she-kit with purple and yellow eyes. -Scarlet
Eldurrs:
Other creatures of da sort dat r in da clan but not cats: Twoleggy. Super-tall female Twoleg with white hair and reddish eyes /Haku -Whiteh
Potaturr Chips (aka Chips). He's a Pikachu. -Roseh


Da form
Name:
Gender:
Rnk:
Wut it looks lyk:
Is it a cat or another creature:
Other:

Hav fun

Name: Stahpstream
Gender: Male
Rnk: Derputy
Wut it looks lyk: le gray fur, le green eyes, and le black spots
Is it a cat or another creature: It be a kitteh :D
Other: DERP!   

Name: Herpderpwing
Gender: gurl kitteh
Rnk: warior lol
Wut it looks lyk: soopr floofeh furz n derpeh i's
Is it a cat or another creature: kitteh cuz kitteh's r awsum lol
Other: herpeh derpeh durr

Name: Ty;opaw
Gender: guy kitteh
Rnk: pawpawpaw
Wut it looks lyk: stripeh nic furz n purdeh i's
Is it a cat or another creature: kitteh cuz kitteh's r stl awsum!!!!11!!!i!one!1¡¡¡11ll111!!one!!!1!1!!1!
Other: idk looooool *o*

(wlcm, guys. let's rp :D)

Derpstar sat in the middle of the camp, trying to solve a Rubix cube.

(Welp, time for my RP-joining routine. xD)

Name: Twoleggy
Gender: Gurrrrrrl
Rnk: PET 2LEG MINION YAI
Wut it looks lyk: Soopr tall... liek... a tree... or summting. With bright whit hayrrr, an' CRAZEH RED EYEZ OMSC SOOO SCAREH.
Is it a cat or another creature: a 2leg lololol see hurr name?!
Other: (Of course, she's actually Haku. xD) Sumtiemz, shee tryz 2 speek liek us kittehz! But shee iz nawt verry gud @ itt lol.

"How do you do this?" Derpstar muttered, failing and failing to solve the Rubix cube. "What's the point in this anyway?"

Name: Derpshadow
Gender: Male
Rnk: Warrior
Wut it looks lyk: Handsome black tom with brown eyes
Is it a cat or another creature: Cat
Other: Is in wuv with Derpstar

(Welcome, Derpshadow!)

Floofehkit ran up to Derpstar, interrupting her Rubix cube session. "Derpy.. halp.. I'm bored!!" she squealed, gasping for breath. She was horribly allergic to boredom. "Someone... get... the meddie cat..." She collapsed.
"Oh no, we don't have a meddeh!" Derpstar realized. She got an idea. Running up to the A-Durr Rock, she yowled, "ALL DUMBS OLD ENOUGH TO TROLL THEIR FOOD COME UNDER THE A-DURR ROCK FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!"

Derpshadow padded towards the A-Durr Rock then fell down and gazed up at his crush.

"Everyone should probably or probably not know this. It's about time we get a meddeh. Little Floofehkit is very ill and needs da halp. So, it's Meddeh Election Time yai!!! So, what we have to do is make posters and speeches and stuffs and then I pick the next meddeh!" Derpstar mewed. "And also, if you run for meddeh, you have to follow the Failiure Code, which includes that da meddeh cannot have a mate and can never ever ever get married or have lil kittehs. So, yah.....
This announcement has been brought to you by chairs!" She threw a chair into the crowd.

Derpshadow looked at his paws.

Derpstar leaped off the rock, and landed on the chair she threw. "HALLO!!!" she shouted to Derpshadow. "WHAT'S UP :D"

"I wuv u <3!" he shouted.

"Yai!!!" Derpstar shouted. "Wanna go to the movie theater that isn't really a theater but is just a flatscreen with popcorn in my den???? :DDD"

"Sur! :D" purred Derpshadow.

Derpstar raced into her leadurr den and put on a random movie. "BTW, DUN FORGET TO TELL DA OTHERS ABOUT DA MEDDEH ELECTION, IN CASE THEY MISSED THE MEETING!!!" she shouted to Derpshadow.

"YAY DA MEDDEH ELECTION!!!" Stahpstream excitedly (and loudly) yelled as he rolled into Derpstar.

"OK!" said Derpshadow

"STAHP!!" Derpstar kicked Stahpstream away.

"xD" said Derpshadow

"WHEEEEEE!!!!" Stahpstream mewed as he rolled down the hill next to Derpstar's den.

"Hey, did you notice that sometimes smiley faces show up next to us when we speak? :D" Derpstar pointed to a :D face floating above her head.

"Yes, I have :D" said Derpshadow, pointing at the :D above his head.

A loud crash was heard at the bottom of the hill. A large :( appeared as Stahpstream said, "Le Ouuuuch!"

"LET'S DO FUN STUFF!!!" Derpstar said to her mate as a bajillion :D faces appeared all over.