Would you rather?

Super cold, I have literally no heat resistance whatsoever. Winter is when I thrive.

WYR be stuck in a horror film or an educational infant's film?

Horror film, I like some scary things.

WYR Have a crappy phone or a perfect working 3ds?

A perfect 3DS; I would like to have a phone, but not if it's lame, and even if I had a phone, my parents would stalk everything I did, and my youth group leaders would text me *shudders*
Besides, having a 3DS is nice

Would you rather only be able to listen to your absolute favorite song or be allowed to listen to every song in existence except for your favorite?

I need the Blue song, so only one song.

WYR Have an oversized scratchy blanket or a crazy tiny soft blanket?

Tiny soft blanket. No point in having a huge blanket if it isn't comfortable.

Would you rather be allergic to cats or dogs?

Cats; they're antisocial anyway. I need to pet my dog!

Would you rather have access to your computer or your favorite gaming system?

LOL IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION
COMPUTER
DEFINITELY
not that I don't love my 3ds but I WAITED OVER A YEAR FOR THIS THING
AND I NEED ACCESS TO PEOPLE I CAN ANNOY (you guys call it "friends" idk)

Would you rather have it always way too cold or way too hot?

Always cold. I can tolerate cold, but I burn super easily.

Would you rather only listen to annoying pop or loud dubstep?

I could probably get used to annoying pop eventually. Dubstep just gives me headaches
...so annoying pop

Would you rather have to watch your least favorite movie everyday or have to listen to your least favorite song on loop everyday?

I'd rather watch the movie. There'd probably be new stuff to notice in the background, and I'd have more free time.

Would you rather watch your least favorite Youtuber forever or live in your dryer?

LIVE IN MY DRYER THANK YOU


Would you rather live in your washing machine or live in your oven? :D

...At least the washing machine would be nice and cold...

Would you rather be attacked by Barney or see the ghost of Michael Jackson?

being attacked by Barney would just make me laugh tbh

Would you rather have a secret and everyone finds out, or be keeping a secret and really needing to tell someone, knowing you can't?

I'd rather keep the secret. It would be less socially shattering, I think.

Would you rather have to spell micropachycephalosaurus in a spelling bee or get stung by a wasp every day for a week?

Get stung by a wasp, cause I'm used to injuries I'm me

Would you rather be extremely tired and not be able to sleep or want to sleep but be too awake?

Want to sleep but be too awake, cause I'm used to insomnia I'm me

Would you rather have lava on the floor or toxins in the air?

Toxins in the air, lol they already are in my house THANKS FLOODING :D

Say you have a past life that was completely erased from your memory. Would you rather never know about that life or learn about it but die soon after (ha this is a question for an RP I plan to make)

In real life, I'd rather not know and make something out of my current life. However, for an RP character, the second option is MUCH more intriguing

WYR be an innocent bystander in a superhero world, who is always randomly caught up in the battles, or a superhero in a world with boring normal people, who never has anyone to fight?

I'd rather be a superhero in a world of boring normal people. I wouldn't even want to defend most of the people, lollll I'd make an awful superhero

Would you rather always be soaking wet or so dry and itchy you can't stand it?

Oooooh soaking wet I actually enjoy that feeling

WYR have a huge role in any media you choose or make a worldwide positive change that no one gives you credit for?

Idk I really wouldn't want either considering I'd hate to be well-known but I also do not have the capability to make a "worldwide positive change" because a. I am even greedier than I'd like to admit and I already admit a lot of my greediness and b. I don't even know what counts as a positive change lol
How about no kids are born anywhere in the world ever for the next 10 years? That's a positive change, battling overpopulation without actually killing anyone right because that's what everyone wants
Althouuuuuughhhhhhh loooooots of people would be mad about that and again I wouldn't really care
People are like "overpopulation is bad but OMG DON'T STOP BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN FROM COMING INTO THE WORLD" what is morality IDK MAN I'M SKIPPING THIS QUESTION

Would you rather always post stuff way longer or way shorter than what's expected of you?

Longer. Definitely. I've tried to do RPs with those who post way to short, and it is the most aggravating, annoying thing ever.

Would you rather eat Escargot, (snail) or raw Calamari (Baby octopus) (Which I assume is on some types of Sushi)

Ehhhh I guess calamari

Would you rather never be able to think of good ideas for something you liked to do, or always be able to think of good ideas for something you hated to do?

I would rather always think of good ideas for something I hated. At least SOMEONE would get some enjoyment out of that, instead of everyone sitting around in boredom. Besides, it would be nice to make some money out of those ideas, too.

Would you rather have an osprey on your ottoman or a pangolin in your pantry?

Is this some weird reference to something?
I'd rather have an osprey on my ottoman; that doesn't exactly make me worried about my food, so

Would you rather have to write phanfics all day or read them?