Would you rather?

Candy. Larger variety of flavors and stuff I like.

WYR be in a ball pit or a sea of ballons?

Depends on where the ball pit's been. Knowing the places they're usually at, I'll say the balloons.

WYR be known for something that makes you look bad or be an overly used meme?

Overly used meme. The world will know of my existence!

WYR make one really good meme or make a thousand dumb memes?

One really good meme. Like, John Cena or Robbie Rotten caliber.

WYR have a really big dog or a really tiny dog?

Really tiny dog. Big dogs scare me and they could actually kill me.

WYR eat a leaf or a flower?

A leaf. Probably less texture.

Would you rather wrestle a hungry alligator or an angry moose?

Alligators have more teeth, so no. I feel like I could grab a moose by the antlers and flop it over, so much easier I feel like.

WYR watch older classic movies or newer movies?

Depends on what we mean by "older" I like a lot of 70s-90s movies. Anything older than that is a bit much for me. I also like a lot of modern movies, so I guess that.

WYR listen to nothing but songs your parents like all day or nothing but songs someone you dislike is into all day?

Songs my parents like. People I dislike are into some weird stuff.

WYR drink monster or coffee to stay awake?

Coffee. I dislike it, but Monster REALLY disagrees with me.

Would you rather have a career you disliked or live with people you dislike?

Have a career I dislike. I'll probably end up doing something I don't want to any way.

WYR use a fan or a cold drink to cool yourself off?

Use a fan. I don't have to worry about energy levels or what's going into my body. Also it gives me more control of how much air I'm getting.

WYR have a bunch of mosquitoes nearby or a bunch of spiders?

Mosquitoes are a LOT easier to kill, so mosquitoes.

WYR be in a room with a bunch of toddlers or random old people?

Old people. You can actually learn things and have a decent discussion with most of them.

WYR have your childhood show/movie terribly rebooted or have an old group/band you used to like reunite but make bad material?

Terribly rebooted kid show. I can live with knowing there is another stupid spinoff out there.

WYR have eternal darkness or light?

Light

WYR be in the beach or snow?

Beach because I absolutely despise snow.

WYR watch Anime or weird cartoons?

Weird cartoons. That just means nothing's changed. xD

WYR have no one share your interests on ETF or in your household?

ETF! How would I survive in a house with 6 other kids and 4 adults if I had almost nothing in common with them!?

WYR worship Emperor Wormy or Dipper?

DIPPER ALL THE WAY. Although honestly I wouldn't worship either. Maybe just send my vote one or the others way when the next election comes xD

WYR Eat regular icecream, or icecream cake?

Ice cream cake, although I don't really like eating ice cream because of the aftertaste.

WYR watch Sofia the First or Yu-gi-oh?

I know one person who still enjoys Yu-gi-oh, so that I guess, even though I've never seen it. Just to discuss with him. Also, Sofia the First is unbearable, so there's that.

WYR have the universe be consumed by Steve Harvey's cocoon mustache or have Jim Parsons stare at you through your window every night before you sleep forever?
(people who haven't been on the cb are probably so confused)

Probably the Steve Harvey thing because every little thing spooks me in the night and how would I live with Jim Parsons staring at me? Like, what?

WYR be Firestir, the supreme leader of the world (I still love you Wormy) or plain old Firestar?

firestir hez k3wl!!!!!!

WYR forget the 2014 elections or my insane headcanon?

The elections

WYR forget me as a kit/apprentice/early warrior, or forget me as I am now?