Opposite Day~~An RP by Glimmers~~

Glimmerpaw's eyes blinked open. "Nothing, like, it's, like, none of your business!" she said, attempting to "flip her hair". Apparently, now, she was some sort of girly, annoying, like-totally-like-teenager.

"Y@, actually like, it's lyk, ttly ma biznes!" Roseblossom shouted.
[and now we're all teenagers... xD]

"Ugh, like, no it, like, isn't," Glimmerpaw flicked her tail in anger. "You're just, like, jealous."

{Yus we are xD}

"Ya, but, u won t377 m3 wut im s'posed 2 be jelly bout!!!!111oneoneone111!!" Roseblossom rolled her eyes.

" :idea:   :shock:   :lol!:  :joker:       :> !" said Hollyleaf.

Mallow looked on in horror as the cats talked like teenagers.

Glimmerpaw shook her head, trying desperately to tell Mallow that she wasn't like this. At ALL.

"W3 lyk ttly rnt s'posed 2 B dis w@@y!" Roseh yowled.

"Well, I'm not supposed to be a tadpole; I told you that!" Mallow screamed at the top of his, er, gills just to that the cats could hear.

"W3 awl, 7yk, ttly ned help." Roseblossom said the best she could in her "text speak".

Glimmerpaw tried to tell them that Opposite Day was going to last forever if they didn't do something soon, but it was no use. All that came out was, "Like, totally like, I am the best cheerleader, in like, evah! Rule one, have fun! Rule two, me and you! Rule three, you and me! All the way, to like, VICTORY!" Glimmerpaw cried, performing a split.

Mallow sighed as Hollyleaf spurted out random Doctor Who quotes. "You're brilliant, you are! Allons-y! Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff!" she screamed.

Glimmerpaw silently begged StarClan--er, the OTHER StarClan to send her another vision. One that would tell her how to talk. One that would tell her how to save her friends. She tried to say, "Oh, please, this isn't really me!" But, instead, she said, "Oh, please! Like, how do you even, like, EAT this stuff! This squirrel is like, MUCH too like, ROTTEN."

Hollyleaf tried to ask, "What's going on?" but it came out as "Wiw wu haf a tee pardee wif mee?" She tried to slap her paws over her mouth, but they instead turned golden. Mallow hopped out of the water again and wriggled over to Glimmerpaw.

This is crazy! Roseblossom thought. Every time I want to say something, it comes out the total opposite! Wait. Opposite... That gave Roseblossom an idea.

Glimmerpaw quickly noticed that it was happening to everyone. Roseblossom, Jewelsky, this strange StarClan cat....

If I talk the opposite of what I don't want, then I'll speak right! Roseblossom thought. Testing her theory, she wanted to say "omg you guys are so weird" but it came out as "Guys, we have to make this craziness stop!"

Ah, I see what she did! Glimmerpaw TRIED to say, "Like, totally, like, opposites are SO rad," but what came out was, "We have to stop Opposite Day!"

Hollyleaf understood and nodded. "You're brilliant, you are!" she meowed, but it came out as "But how do we do that?"

Roseblossom had no idea, so she stayed quiet. But she was glad that the others were catching on.

This time, it was a bit difficult. Glimmerpaw tried to say, "I had this vision..." But what came out was, "Cats have da best vision evah!" Closer...

"Really?" Roseblossom tried to say, but it came out as "omg lyk, fail! *facepalm*" Ugh!

Glimmerpaw sighed, closing her eyes in frustration. When she opened them back up again, she was in a forest. A beautiful Siamese cat that looked like an older version of her raced up.
"Glimmer, you need to stop Opposite Day! Just--"
Suddenly, she blinked, and she was back in the Gathering. Ergh! I was SO CLOSE!!

"Fantastic!" Hollyleaf mewed, asking, "What are you saying?"

Roseblossom tried to think of what to say and how to make it turn out the way she wanted. "I mean, maybe if you or me or Glimmerpaw or the fish thing can think of something, we can stop acting all... opposite-ish." she managed to say, although she didn't want to say "opposite-ish" or "the fish thing". Oh well. It turned out mostly good anyway.

"Well, I'm out of ideas," Mallow admitted with a tiny sigh. "Sorry, but I don't even know if we'll ever turn back to normality!" The thought made him cry, and he awaited the feel of rain pelting him, but no rain came. Instead, rainbows shot out of the sky at random.
Hollyleaf shook her head. "This can't be happening! What is going on, allons-y?" Well, I got most of what I was trying to say right…!