DurrhurrClan: Clan of da Dummies o3o

"Again, where r we s'posed to get Twoleg clothes to go to the Twoleg coffee place wen we dun no where camp even is?" Stahpstream asked in confusion.

LOL Look at the bottom of my page on the shipping thread :P

"We stalk. >:3" Floofehkit grinned.

{I brought up the entire StahpxDerpstar conversation <3}

Herpderpwing frowned. "I dun lyk coffee."

"I LURV COFEE! COFF--EEE! COFF--EE!" she chanted. "Lets sneak innnn~"

"BUT WHER R WE S'POSD 2 GET DA CLOTHES 2 GIT DA COFFEE?!?!" Stahpstream asked, tired of being ignored. "M I DA ONLY 1 WITH LOGICS HEER?"

"LETS GO 2 A CLOTHING STOR!!! ^^" Stoopidface suggested.

"OK..." Stahpstream facepalmed. "Tell meh wher 2 go too a clothing stor, and weel go. Do u no ANY clothing storez, Stoopidface?" Stahpstream normally wasn't like this, but being lost is stressful!

"YUS, AS A MATER OF FACT I DOO!" Stoopidface explained. "ITS A MAGICAL CLOTHING STOR CALLED, MCDONALDS. LETS GOOOO! :DDD"

"Oooh!" Stahpstream gasped, seeming to have cheered up. "Let's follow da leader then! SHOW US DA WAY, STOOPIDFACE, OH WISE ONE!!!!!1!!"

"OKAY DOKAY!!!" Stoopidface stumbled across the ground. "2 DA MCDONALDS!!! FOLLOW MEEE!! @ε@"

"WHEEEE!!!!" Stahpstream happily followed. "I SHORE HOPE U NO WERE UR GOIN!!!"

"OH, STOOPIDFaCE ALWAYZ NOES WHERE SHES GOIN!" Stoopidface replied. Suddenly, the forest ended and then approached a Thunderpath.

"WOOOOOW STOOPIDFACE U MAGICKS OR SUMTHIN???" Stahpstream asked in shock. "Wait... why didn't u do this when we've been lost for two days?"

"Who knowz? I deedn't theenk of eet," Stoopidface explained. "LETS CROSS DA THUNDERPATHHH! :DDD"

Stahpstream mewed with excitement and proceeded to roll across the Thunderpath, just barely missing an 18-wheeler truck. "Seemz safe enough 2 meeeee!!!!!1!!!" he called across. "Who's a goin' next?"

"Hmm..." Derpstar wondered. "I guess we hav to vote. Whoever wants to go next, speak up!"

"I WUNNA GO NEXT!" Stoopidface screamed. "VOTE ME 4 THUNDERPATH PREZIDENT!!!"

"NUUUU-UUUUH!" Stahpstream mewed from across the Thunderpath. "I ALREADY ROLLED ACROSS, SO IMMA THUNDERPATH PRESIDENT!!! U HALF TO B THA VICE PRESIDENT!"

"Okay then, the Thunderpath Vice President gets to go across next." Derpstar decided.

Muttering under her breath angrily, Stoopidface danced across, waving to every car that swerved by. She finally fell down next to Stahpstream. "MADE ITTT!" she screeched.

"Howdy Doodle, Vice President of le Thunderpath!" Stahpstream said, saluting.

"And since they're small, Misspellpaw and Floofehkit go across together." Derpstar declared. "Two small kittehs amounts to a big kitteh.....right?"

"Wht aboit me?/" asked Ty;opaw.

"Well," Misspellpaw thought. "You're right, Ty;opaw. You're a sall kitteh too. And if Derpstar's theory is true, then three small kittehs should amount to a huge kitteh! So we can go together :3"

Stahpstream loudly yawned. "U GUYS BETTUR HURRY BEFOR DA MONSTERS ARRIVE! If Derpstar's theery is true, den wouldn't three regular monsters make won HUUUUUUUUUUUGE monster?"

He was worried for da little kittehs. If he himself just barely rolled across alive, den da apprentices and kits needed too be extra careful.