Re: Wishes Always Backfire!

by **Lotusbreeze** Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:37 am

Granted, but now you will eternally feel like you're starving.

I wish people listened to Vocaloid music instead of trash music.

by **Willowrose** Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:11 pm

Granted, but now it's the only thing that anyone ever listens to and it easily gets annoying.

I wish my monster would actually help me stay awake.

by **Lotusbreeze** Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:48 pm

Granted, but now your monster will scare you 24/7.

I wish Wills had a Wormy plushy.

by **Roseblossom** Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:41 pm

Granted, but it comes to life and seeks revenge

I wish I forgot everything I've ever said, did, or thought about in the past

by **Lotusbreeze** Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:44 pm

Granted, but because you forgot everything, you won't remember anything super important.

I wish I could understand what my cats are saying.

by **Roseblossom** Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:48 pm

Granted but the only thing they ever say is "feED ME YOU LOUSY CREATURE"

I wish I had more creative ideas

by **Lotusbreeze** Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:56 pm

Granted, but many of your creative ideas are already actual things.

I wish Tigerstar looked handsomer so that Jayfeather would no longer be super-extremely blind. xD

by **Jewelsky** Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:11 pm

Granted, but Jayfeather still can't see anything lol this changes nothing really

I wish Johnny the Homicidal Maniac was made into an animated film and/or series!

by **Vinefrost** Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:47 pm

Granted, but every. single. character. is voiced by Gilbert Gotfried.

I wish it was warmer than 30 degrees F outside, but not ludicrously hot either.

by **Jewelsky** Thu Feb 06, 2020 8:51 pm

imagining that made me laugh too hard ok

Granted, but your internal temperature drops to match and you only have a few seconds left alive to enjoy the weather!

I wish I had a cool mysterious trench coat.

by **Vinefrost** Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:01 pm

Granted, but you stole it from someone who's *really* intensely passionate about their mysterious trench coat. Every time you wear it, they are able to psychically realize your location just a *little* more accurately than the last. That coat is a time bomb, and before you know it, it'll go off. Coat guy keeps getting closer, and he's *angry*.

I wish I had more fun things to do during the worldwide quarantine.

by **Jewelsky** Tue May 19, 2020 12:32 am

Granted, but once quarantine is over, you have nothing fun to do anymore.

I wish Whatever Happened to… Robot Jones? would be officially released in some form.

by **Vinefrost** Wed May 20, 2020 2:25 pm

Granted, but it's only released in Italian on Laserdisc for a limited time for $18,000.

I wish I had constant access to new music that I really liked.

by **Jewelsky** Thu May 21, 2020 1:59 pm

Granted, but you can never listen to any old music again.

I wish this virus didn't exist.

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