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by **Glimmerwing** Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:54 pm

1, because scales of one to ten are not ten-worthy.

Why is teh dinosaur in your signature under an Invisibility Cloak?

by **Vinefrost** Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:58 pm

Because it doesn't want you to see that it's right next to you.

Where can I sign my pet turtle into the Olympics?

by **Roseblossom** Tue Jul 29, 2014 12:54 am

Turtlympics.net (not real)

Where can I sign the Olympics into a turtle?

by **Vinefrost** Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:14 pm

Le Grand Terrapin Stadium

What do you do to pass the time when you're in a rocket?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:45 pm

Eat moon cheese.

What does the alligator eat for lunch?

by **Vinefrost** Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:51 pm

Little pink cats named Roseblossom.

How many elephants can be stuffed into a minivan?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:52 pm

Fifty-seven.

How many minivans can be stuffed into an elephant?

by **Vinefrost** Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:53 pm

584.

How can a chameleon get a motorcycle license?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:56 pm

Don't ask me; I didn't even know they needed a license!

Can my cat walk on the ceiling?

by **Vinefrost** Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:57 pm

I don't know; does it have magnet boots?

What's the biggest number?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:00 pm

The amount of Vinevixen shippers

What's the number after C?

by **Vinefrost** Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:01 pm

Orange.

What is the square root of the radius of pi divided by 57?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:04 pm

Two.

What is e x c^2 divided by 9 - 2, if e = I don't care?

by **Vinefrost** Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:05 pm

Pffft, I don't care... squared, I guess.

If you live in Tanzania, where do you live?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:10 pm

Narnia.

What is the capital of Narnia?

by **Vinefrost** Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:30 pm

The wardrobe!

Do your ears hang low?

by **Roseblossom** Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:46 am

Yes, and they also wobble to and 'fro.

Is ketchup an ice cream?

by **Vinefrost** Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:05 pm

No, but you can put sprinkles on THAT too! :D

What is the nearest cloud shaped like?

by **Roseblossom** Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:07 pm

a Dorito.

Have you ever eaten a Dorito Burrito?

by **Vinefrost** Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:12 pm

No and I have no plans to.

How much vark could an aardvark vark if an aardvark could vark vark?

by **Roseblossom** Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:06 pm

No.

Do you know how hard it actually is to say that?

(It's true. I couldn't say it. "How much vark could an aardvark vark if a vark vark vark vark vark?" THAT'S how much I failed xDD)

by **Vinefrost** Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:17 pm

Yeah, that's why I made it in the first place! Ask a Foolish Question, get a Foolish Answer! - Page 17 4075629692

What is a vark anyway?

by **Roseblossom** Sun Aug 03, 2014 7:58 pm

A mix between an aardvark and a vampire.

If a vark bites you, do you become a vampire or an aardvark?

by **Vinefrost** Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:58 am

I'm pretty sure you'd just become a vark.

What does the vark say?

by **Dapplestar** Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:16 am

Ah da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee. Vark-ark-ark-ark-ark-a-ark-ark.

What happens if you cross an ardvark and a fox?

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