Re: Ask a Foolish Question, get a Foolish Answer!

by **Pinesage** Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:38 am

I uh, put it away.

*Why* do you *need* to know?

by **Jewelsky** Thu Feb 12, 2015 7:30 am

… I'm not even going to answer this ~~Ginger and Breeze reference it all the time, okay~~

Are mine turtles your friend? <w<;

by **Swallowfeather** Thu Feb 12, 2015 2:35 pm

No; I pelt them mercilessly at my foes.

Why are trollishly trollish trolls trollishly trollish?

by **Stealthy** Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:30 pm

Because trollers gonna troll.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

by **Roseblossom** Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:14 pm

Two.

How many cookies are in a donut?

by **Stealthy** Sun Feb 15, 2015 9:34 am

No cookies. 243 cupcakes, though

What do I eat for breakfast?

by **Midnightflame** Sat Feb 21, 2015 1:45 pm

Whatever furniture that the rest of your family hasn't eaten

Why can't pigs fly?

by **Vinefrost** Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:51 pm

For the same reason that porpoises can't tap dance.

Why ya gotta be so ruuuude?

by **Roseblossom** Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:07 pm

Because I am.

Are you a squid?

by **Vinefrost** Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:35 pm

oiabwgoiwqbvvoiboiqwibwqoibveoiqbv (That's "no" in squid language)

Why is the sky blue?

by **Willowrose** Sat Apr 11, 2015 9:34 pm

Because it's blue.

Why is my shoe untied?

by **Jewelsky** Sun Apr 12, 2015 7:23 am

Because you forgot how to tie them. :D

Am I a watermelon?

by **Roseblossom** Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:17 pm

No, but Comet is.

Can I eat Comet?

by **Glimmerwing** Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:56 pm

If you want to go to jail.
Anybody who eats watermelon goes to jail.
YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS ROSEH

Don't you think strawberries are better than watermelons gaiz? GAIZ??

by **Stealthy** Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:46 am

YOU CHEESEHEAD!! Everybody knows broccoli is better than BOTH of them!!

(Seriously though, watermelon for life.)

Spoiler:

Have you seen the marvelous bread fish, looks like an inverse sandwich?

by **Glimmerwing** Tue Apr 28, 2015 4:18 pm

Nope, but I've seen it raining tacos before while riding on my neon pegasus.
#parrygrippwilleatbreadfishoneday

Do you think Parry Gripp should replace bread fish in the ocean waters? Cool

by **Stealthy** Tue Apr 28, 2015 5:47 pm

No. I think he should join them.

If you had the power to turn all wars (including the cool ones like Star Wars) into pancakes, would you?

by **Jewelsky** Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:59 am

Nooooo, I'd turn them into wafflesssss ;o; /not vineh okay

Are you going to burst out into Vinesky shipping obsession now? ;-;

by **Willowrose** Sat May 30, 2015 7:43 am

I know I'm not.

Why do people have birthdays?

by **Jewelsky** Sat May 30, 2015 12:17 pm

Because people

What's your favorite idea? ~~mine is being creative #dhmis~~

by **Roseblossom** Sat May 30, 2015 1:46 pm

The idea that I am better than you.

Purple?

by **Jewelsky** Sat May 30, 2015 2:04 pm

Kumquats.

When you stare at the clouds in the sky, don't you find it exciting?

by **Willowrose** Sat May 30, 2015 11:29 pm

Only if it's natural.

Why is ketchup made from tomatoes?

by **Jewelsky** Sun May 31, 2015 7:04 am

Because jelly is made from fruit.

Do you ever forget what you… sorry, I forgot

by **Willowrose** Sun May 31, 2015 7:12 am

How do I answer that?

How do sofas feel so soft? (well most are soft)

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