Quotes Only: the game!

Carry a conversation using only quotes from stuff you've seen/heard/read/been a fan of!

Use quotes from TV, movies, games, books, songs, musicals, other mediums I completely forgot about. Try not to use quotes from real life. I mean, you can if you want. Like, you can quote Abe Lincoln, but then someone will quote Donald Trump, and then I'll quote my mom, and idk where it'll end. XD

Post the quote, followed by where it's from--the person too, if you want. I'll start!


"You're new here, aren't'cha? Golly, you must be so confused! Someone's gotta teach you how things work around here! I guess little ol' me will have to do!"
- Undertale

Oh boy. This seems like a wild ride.

"WHAT? Where am I?" —Duck Guy, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6

"You're in Paris now, baby! MY town! No brother of mine eats rejectamenta in MY town."
- Remy, Rateatoullie

"You can't tell me what to do!" —asdfmovie (forgot which one rip)

Yay for the rare remembering of a quote :D

"I'm not throwing away my shot!" ~Hamilton

"Bang. You're dead.
Bang. You're dead.
You ARE dead.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang...bang."
- 99, Get Smart (I give up on italics XD)

"… You're an idiot." —Tom, Eddsworld (from the eddisode Fun Dead)

"We are MATURE. TOO mature to sit in class with a cheating, lying, poopface!"
- Chang, Community

"My friends are stupid." —Tom, Eddsworld (but this time it's from The End Part 2 wahoo)

"Just a smidge." -Newt Scamander, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

"That would be funny if it weren't so sad." —GLaDOS, Portal 2 (specifically from the closing credits song, Want You Gone)

"Ha HA ha ha! We laugh at your misfortune! And your pathetic walk cycle."
- Hades Riffs

"Here comes the Generallll!!" ~ Hamilton... Again.... SORRY I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO IT TOO MUCH >.<

"I told you that harpoon gun would be useful." —Tom, Eddsworld (The End Part 2 again why)

"GRAPLING HOOK >8D" ~ Mable, Gravity Falls.

"* do you wanna have a bad time?" —Sans, Undertale

"I BELIEVE YOU CAN DO JUST A LITTLE BIT BETTER. EVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK SO." ~ Papyrus, Undertale (Ermahgesh we're quoting Undertale now XD)

"Who did you expect? Sportaflop?" —Robbie Rotten, LazyTown

"EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP" ~ asdf movie xD I think number 7???

(*flops*)

"Well, this is gettin' weird." —Grunkle Stan, Gravity Falls

"....Yeah, I got nothin'."
- Last Man Standing

"Who wants to go out for ice cream?" —Tord, Eddsworld (The End Part 2)

"Is-Is Kristin alright with this?" ~ Last Man Standing

"The frozen treat that warms your heart!"
- Undertale

"Yeah, that makes a lot of sense, actually." —Tom, Eddsworld (Fun Dead) (send help)