Would you rather...?

birthdays remind me of my rapid aging like an indiana jones villain so no birthdays for me please

WYR never see a movie or tv show again or never listen to music again?

this is hard but tv show i can still read the iz comics

wyr taste everything as insanely sweet or insanely salty?

I eat saltines by themselves. frequently. pass the salt.

wyr only ever have access to media from before you were born or only ever have media from after you turned 10?

i would miss some cool new video games and songs and cartoons but jthm and a lot of invader zim happened before i was born as well as mother 1 and 2 (neither of these options would let me play mother 3 rip) so before i was born probably

wyr start a parody account that gains an unironic following or a serious account that gets made fun of constantly?

Im pretty sensitive so making something serious and having it get ripped on would probably hurt my soul in a big way. Making a parody that gets an unironic following would be almost an accomplishment at first, but the fans could get really cringey and I might feel overly responsible for their behavior online and compelled to rein them in if they misconstrue the point of whatever my account is about. Either one sounds bad for my health, but I'm overthinking it. I think I'd pick the parody cause at least it'd be fun for a while.

wyr lose creative freedom to super popular characters you made and watch their stories go in a different direction than you planned, or keep creative freedom, but get none of the credit you deserve for making them famous to begin with (in the public eye, financially, etc?)

keep freedom and sacrifice recognition for sure! credit would be nice but it's not necessary especially in the face of seeing things i deeply care about get warped

wyr be required to watch youtube for 12 hours a day or never have access to youtube again?

12 hours a day every day? That's half of my life... I use youtube quite a bit but that's too high a price to pay. I'll find a replacement way to learn weird fun facts and discover rare music

wyr only have access to your grandparents' music, or only be able to listen to any song once before it's deleted from existence?

Listen to any song and have it deleted; listening to most of the songs I like one time would be better than never being able to hear them at all.

wyr have your hair or nails grow at twice the normal rate?

I absolutely hate getting both my nails and hair cut, but I feel like hair is the lesser of two evils. It's over quickly, and more socially acceptable to grow a bit. I still wouldn't need a haircut for maybe 3 weeks-a month. I also swim a ton, which makes nails grow like crazy. I wouldn't want to give that up.

wyr walk across a balance beam high in the air or glide down from a high distance in a wingsuit?

I'd have a much better chance at survival gliding. boy i cannot balance!

wyr perform in front of a bunch of people or try to hold a conversation with some unfriendly strangers?

I have been gifted by the gods with the ability to not get stage fright, and cursed with 1-on-1 social anxiety, so hit me with that performance please!

wyr go to the exact opposite spot on the globe (as if you drilled through), or go 200 miles in any one direction?

the opposite is just water and i can get 200 miles closer to my best friend so that definitely lol

wyr explore the ocean or the desert?

the ocean easily! It has so much more that we don't know about it and it's much better suited to life. I'd bet there's a lot more once-in-a-lifetime sights in the ocean. I'd gladly jump at the chance to explore it!

mood well I guess I'd technically rather explore the ocean too except I can't swim at all so I would be terrified the whole time

uhhhh wyr not sleep at all for 5 days or sleep for 5 days straight?

I'd rather not sleep especially because I'd be hyperaware of how much time of my life I just wasted. At least with no sleep, even if I get kinda loopy, I'm at least experiencing it.

wyr only be able to make courage the cowardly dog noises to communicate or only be able to speak in goofy's voice?

goofy voice so i could sing bring me to life as goofy lol

wyr have a constant brainfreeze or constant feeling like you're going to sneeze?

I already suffer from migraines so I think eventually I'd be able to cover up the brainfreeze and function in society. With the sneezing I'd always have a dumb look on my face and it would be obvious.

wyr have someone from the floor above you stomping around all night or have a smoke detector beep every 15 seconds all night? (no changing/removing batteries)

Dude I've lived with the smoke detector. I'll take that any day.

WYR Eat a food you don't like for all your meals for 3 days, or talk with someone you don't like 1x1 for an hour?

Talk to someone I don't like for an hour, easily. Maybe I can find some common ground with them.

WYR have only a clean kitchen or only a clean basement?

Ooohhh that's a toughie. A dirty kitchen would stink, But I currently live in the basement of my house... Kitchen, I guess??

WYR Eat only dairy or only meat?

I'm vegetarian but not vegan, so dairy wins by default.

wyr spend a week in isolation (zero human interaction; no loopholes) or spend a week around a group of people that aggravate you?

isolation would get lonely at times but would be WAY better than being constantly overstimulated! video games and cartoons and comics can distract me from loneliness easily enough anyhow

wyr always have volume settings on an even or odd number?

Ehhh, it doesn't particularly matter??? Even I guess :3 (I typically have my volume around 60%)

WYR Never have sunset or sunrise (Just BOOM light or BOOM dark? (Both would be startling))

no sunrise so i'd have a better chance at waking up lol

wyr clean one half of your room entirely and leave the other one alone or clean a little bit everywhere?

Clean a little bit everywhere. When I'm tired/lazy that's kinda what I do anyway xD

WYR Eat fish for a year or own fish for the rest of your life?