Roseblossom's Collection of Crazy Stories 2: Epical Randomness

Roseblossom and Whitefeater were sitting on a grassy hill, having a picnic. Stealthvixen shouted "SAVE THE KOOPAS!" and dove headfirst into a huge pile of whipped cream. Then Britain came out of nowhere and stuffed chocolate into Frostlily's mouth. "Don't worry, Switzerland made it," he said before she thought of spitting it out. Whisperbreeze killed some crickets and fed some to Bubba, a bearded dragon that belonged to Roseblossom's social studies teacher. Haku and America ran up and shouted "MILK IS GOOD, YO!" and shoved cheeseburgers into their mouths. Whitefeather and Mistystream played a game of chess with candy pieces. Mario said "Toasters toast toast!" and made a peanut butter sandwhich. Rosestar, who was munching down on chicken McNuggets, was singing "Fishy fishaay!". Blossomberry ate a marble cake. Soon everyone was a fat as a sumo wrestler, so they sumo wrestled. Rootstar got a water squirter filled with rootbeer and sprayed it at everybody. All of StarClan came down to Earth and made a conga line. Twilightpaw shouted "THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!" and threw cheese at Cherrypaw. Tornadostorm shouted "QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" and everyone stopped eating. They all went to the gathering place to hear Britain and America sing "Bad Apple!!".