The Craziest Randomest RP Ever In Enter The Forest History

"Secret admirer? Who's that" Kirby said with a questionable look.

"Gossamer! Ahem, Gossamer!" Punk Panthlee called out. Gossamer the dragonfly flew over to them, giving Punk Panthlee a flirty look. "Ah, there you are," she said, smiling. "Gossamer, I'd love it so much if you could get me the food, Tea from the Sky." Gossamer gave her a salute and rushed to prepare the tea and lunch set for Kirby.

"Thank you Gossamer. This looks delicious!" Kirby said happily as he ate everything that was set up. But he was still the tiniest bit hungry. Kirby searched on the clouds for some cloud toast, he found some and set it on the ground. He was about to eat it when he realised something was missing.... he made a frustrated look and pouted.

"Need butter" Kirby shouted "Do ya got any butter cause ive got a sharp knife in me pocket but my knife has nothing to cut. It's so sharp so ready but nothing to cut. I can hear the sadness of my knife."

"What's the matter, sonny? Do you need some lightning butter or precipitation-spices to go with that toast?" Gossamer asked. "Keep in mind that sometimes, if it doesn't taste right, it's okay to just murder your food some other way, like running it over with a golf cart. I might even say it's necessary," he warned.
Punk Panthlee nodded, and took out the keys to her inflatable golf cart and gave a thumbs up, just in case.

"Thank you." Kirby killed his toast and gladly ate it. He pooped some magical unicorns as a thank you present and handed the tiny unicorns to Pink Panthlee."here take this!"

"What gorgeous children! See I knew it, you must be an angel, that's the only way you'd be capable of such wonders. And such a high cuteness capacity." Punk Panthlee smiled so huge that she grew six extra teeth, and she gladly took the unicorns, gently placing them in their new home in her lunchbox.

"Well I guess you may be right, but I don't really remember when I was born and what my purpose is. Maybe I could be a plumber!!" Kirby said as he smiled.

Wormy had been watching this entire scene rather enviously. "I WANTED SOME CLOUD TOAST!1!!1!1!!!1111" he yelled, trying to strangle Punk Panthlee again. Miku quickly noticed and smashed Wormy's head with a feather, instantly killing him.

Wormy turned into a Fruit Rose-up and fell into Kirby's mouth.

Miku threw a high heel at Punk Panthlee. "HOW DARE YOU VIOLATE RULE 767845324r45-543=43557648909312!1 OF THE INTERGALACTIC FRIED CARROT CODE!" She then also turned into a Fruit Rose-Up and fell into Kirby's mouth.

Kirby never tasted anything so horrible so he spit out both of the fruit rose-Ups. "What is that stuff?!? I've never met a food I didn't like!!! How could I not like it?!?

"Perhaps they're old and spoiled," Gossamer taunted. "Should you throw them in the trash?"

"Yes I should." Kirby put the fruit rose-Ups in the imaginary trash can.
"The deed is done. I spot a coke ball!! In the horizon. I MUST get it." Kirby then started floating to the horizon but it was so darn far away.

"MIKU! How will you ever perform concerts like this?!" Punk Panthlee cried. She picked up the high heel that was thrown at her and squeezed it until it shrank and split in four. "Here, at least you Fruit Rose-Ups can wear these fabulous shoes..." She placed them into the imaginary trash can for her friends.
"Kirby, is it really that important?" Gossamer shouted to him.

Tony's eyes narrowed. "There isn't time for that," he muttered, though he hadn't been there previously. /lol I bet none of you expected I'd bring a DHMIS character in right, definitely not Tony either

"It matters!!!" Kirby continued floating away getting tired each second. Soon he crashed to the ground. "It's not worth it"

"See, you change your mind so easily." Tony rolled his eyes as he spoke with an unamused tone. Kirby's nonexistent ears suddenly began to bleed.

Kirby dug underground silently crying. He hid in a little tunnel and used poop sparkles to heal his ears. "Why are people so mean?" Kirby asked himself with shame in his eyes.

Tony teleported to where Kirby was underground. "There's not enough time to be nice." He teleported back aboveground and turned Punk Panthlee into a digital clock, which is impossible, because it's out of his hands; he's only a clock.

"There is time to apologize." Kirby said feeling better.

"No, there isn't," Tony replied. "That's just mucking around. There's a time and a place for that, and it's not right now." A pile of bloody fish landed on Kirby, and random banjos that never appeared in DHMIS randomly began to float around.

"Ahhhhhhh!! Bloody fish are gross!.....*gasp* what if I ate them?" Kirby then ate the bloody fish. (Kirby transformation music plays in background) *transforms into a fish* "Help, I need water now that I'm a fish!"  Kirby had to talk louder because he still heard the annoying banjos. So Kirby used his almost dry flipper to pick up some rocks and threw them at the banjos causing them to explode.

"Eventually, everyone runs out of time," muttered Tony as he watched Kirby dry up in his bloody fish form. Suddenly, the banjo king rose up from his hidden temple underground and began to roar in Lojban to the tune of Dumb Ways to Die's chorus at 0.5x speed in a fit of rage. "YOU DESTROYED MY BRETHREN, AND NOW I WILL DESTROY YOU!" An RPG battle would've started, but this is just an RP and not an RPG.

"Please help me!!!!! Don't leave me to dry up!!!" Kirby would cry bit he couldn't he was so dry that no tears came.