The Craziest Randomest RP Ever In Enter The Forest History

"Gracias, amigo." Jewelsky said in a thick Indian accent.

"Nine million potatoez on ze vall!!!" Roseblossom sang in a thick German accent.

"A gOoGlEpLeX jEwElSkY cLoNeS oN tHe WaLl!" ScReAmEd JeWeLs In A vErY aNnOyInG wAy AnD aLsO sPeLlInG gOoGoLpLeX wRoNg.

Roseblossom summoned a googolplex Jewelsky clones from nowhere and placed them all on a wall.

"Hey! We're swimming in a universe destroyed by some dark matter I threw up! You can't have a wall!" Jewels meowed angrily.

"Yes they can," Roseh replied. "LET HER EAT CAKE!!!" All the Jewelsky clones threw cake at the first Jewels.

"NO! BRIOCHE!" Jewelsky stepped on Roseh's paw. "I meant not to do it." she lied.

"Oh," Roseblossom said. "LET HER EAT BRIOCHE!!!" The Jewelsky clones threw brioches at the original Jewel.

Jeweleh screamed. "HOORAY FOR BRIOCHE!" She randomly partied with the Jewelsky clones and the wall in the empty nothingness destroyed by her puked-up dark matter.

Roseblossom randomly partied with Jewelsky and the Jewelsky clones and the wall in the empty nothingness destroyed by Jewelsky's puked-up dark matter filled with cake and brioche.

Jewelsky ate a cookie from the video "Hungry Whiteh". She then screamed. "THUNDER RIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIING!~"

Roseh sprayed Jewels with her CheezGun. "THE SUN TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL IS MADE OF APPLESAAAAAAUCE!!!!" she screamed.

"SKYYYYYYYYY IS A JEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRK!" Jewelsky bashed Rosalee on the head with an invisible rainbow frying pan.

Roseblossom was knocked out by the frying pan.

Jewels laughed evilly and threw up more dark matter.

Roseblossom fell unconsciously in the large masses of dark matter.

Jewelsky turned into Darkgem and laughed maniacally.

Roseblossom fell onto a small rock. "You haven't.. seen .. .the last.. of me,. . Rockhopper!" she coughed. Then she disappeared, leaving nothing but dust.

Darkgem's face went a blank expression. "Huh?"

A bubble appeared. In Roseh's voice, it popped and said, "I said, your giant pickles are gonna be boiled by my applesauce!" Then, a giant cow appeared and exploded, and the explosion created a new Earth, with no Twolegs. Just kitty roaming space. Roseblossom appeared on a giant rock. "The prophecy came true!" she yowled. "'A giant cow shall save them all.' It worked!"

Darkgem died instantly, and random music started to play in the background.

Roseblossom got up and started doing the macaroni. (Not macarena. Macaroni. It's a dance where pasta falls out of the sky whenever you spin. I made that up just now xD)

Then the Jewelsky clones came back and began to attack Roseblossom with their super lollipop powers.

Roseblossom spun around as fast as she could and pasta fell all over the Jewelsky clones.

"NO! NOT ROTINI!" the clones screamed and disappeared. Suddenly, in their place was a sparkling, glowing transparent Jewelsky. "Hello, Roseblossom. I am Jewelsky's good spirit, Crystalliamore." (In case you couldn't pick up on it, it means Crystal of Love.)