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"Yes! Finally, a lollipop!" Suzy exclaimed. But as she examined it more closely, she saw that it was Barney-shaped! "NOOOOO!!!! You've ruined lollipops forever!" Suzy screamed in horror. Barney had done the impossible - he had made her lollipopaphobic!

"THAT'S UNFORTUNATE!" Barney laughed so hard, they all fell down (isn't that a kid's song? xD)

Suzy then looked up the meaning behind Ring Around The Rosy and ruined her childhood forever. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" she yelled at Barney before leaping at him in a kung-fu pose.

Barney was knocked to the ground, causing him to throw up rainbow sparkly jellybeans as the Teletubbies got in ninja poses, preparing to attack Suzy.

Suzy defended herself by throwing the purple, green, and yellow Teletubbies into Barney's unconscious body. But wait... wasn't there a red one too? Suzy slowly turned around to see the red Teletubby sneaking behind her.

The red Teletubby jumped out and kicked Suzy in the stomach violently. "YOU WILL HUG US!" it screamed. "YOU WILL HUG BARNEY AND THE TELETUBBIES AND LITTLE BEAR AND EVERYONE! WE WANT A FLAMING ASDFGHJKL; HUG ALREADY!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo......" Suzy screamed as the red teletubby pounced on her, prepared to hug her. Suddenly, the evil teletubby got thrown across town by an unknown heroic force. It was...

… Sally, Suzy's twin sister, long believed to have been killed by a gummy bear! Suzy stared at her sister with her eyes wide open in shock. "… Sally…? But… I don't understand… I thought you were… dead…!" Confusion swept over her.

"Hahahaha, you ignorant FOOL! You always were too blinded by empathy to see the truth! You were always the loved sister, the one that everyone supported and cared about! Where did that leave me? I was rejected, treated like TRASH compared to you!" Sally shouted in hatred.

"The truth is, I survived the gummy bear attack. But there's no way I'm going to let you get killed by a Teletubby. If anyone's gonna defeat you, it's going to be me!" Sally leaped at Suzy with rage.

Suzy dodged Sally in the nick of time, but Sally wasn't done yet. Sally threw a fireball at Suzy, quickly setting her hair on fire and causing her to scream in panic. "MY HAAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRR!" she shrieked. Suddenly going into rage mode, Suzy ran straight towards Sally, prepared to attack.

Suzy charged at Sally so hard that Sally went 6 miles away and hit concrete. She was lucky she survived. "Ha ha! I win!" Suzy started to do a little victory dance, but out of no where Sally leaped at Suzy. "I liiivvveee!" Sally punched Suzy many times. Sally began to crazily threw fireballs all over her face. Sally had a crazy/insane look on her face as she kept on throwing and throwing.

Suzy began to scream as the fireballs stung her face. She thought it would never end, but eventually, Sally grew tired of attacking her sister. When Sally saw how badly burnt Suzy was, she felt a sudden wave of compassion for her. "Oh no..." she murmured. "I shouldn't have gotten so jealous..." With a sudden change of heart, she tried to find the nearest hospital.

...only to be hit by a truck in the process.

"Sally... no..." Suzy sputtered weakly, feeling like she was about to pass out. As she looked up into the sky, a figure got out of the truck and reached towards her. It was...

… a randomer she didn't even recognize! "Oh, no…" cried the randomer. "What have I done?" She helped Suzy to her feet and led her to the truck. "I can't believe I did that… but… I don't want to claim responsibility for killing a kid, so I won't call 911 or anything…"

As she led Suzy to the truck, the randomer began having feelings of anxiety. What would happen to her if people found out? Her reputation, her career, her money that she earned with blood, sweat, and tears would all be GONE! So she left Suzy by the road and drove off. Of course, such an evil act caused karma to catch up to her quite quickly. The randomer didn't realize this until...

… Suzy rose up from her weak, burned state and entered her true form as a vicious Care Bear! "I SHALL TAKE MY REVENGE!" she yelled ferociously, chasing after the truck of the randomer who had so carelessly left her behind.

The randomer began going as fast as a truck could possibly go, hoping to get away from something as horrific as a care bear. But the truck was running on empty, "No no no no no NO! Don't do this to me you stupid truck!" Insulted by the randomer's words, the truck immediately stopped, letting Suzy catch up to her. The randomer silently prayed that Suzy would calm down, but it wasn't answered. And Suzy began slowly approaching the randomer...

when suddenly a large cloud came over them and meatballs came pouring out everywhere.
(wow that was horrible I apologize)

Suzy noticed the meatballs, but didn't care. She had other things to worry about.
The randomer looked into Suzy's eyes with fear and realized that she had only one possible course of action....RUN FOR YOUR LIFE The randomer opened the door of the truck and began running as fast as she could. While running she suddenly screamed "I'm sooorryyyyyy!!"

(wow i had like a billion mood swings in this thread alone huh…)
"AFRAID SORRY ISN'T GONNA CUT IT, HONEY," Suzy growled, whipping out a long robotic claw to snatch the randomer as she attempted to escape. "YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID." A grin spread across Suzy's fuzzy face as she began to…