DurrhurrClan: Clan of da Dummies o3o

Herpderpwing flailed her paws randomly. "When iz I gonna git 2 cross da Thunderpath?"

"NAO!" She kicked Herpderpwing across the Thunderpath with the kits and -paws, laughing uncontrollably.

"NUUU Herpderpwing!" Stahpstream mewed. "Roll across! Roll CAREFULLY ACROSS!" He kept an eye out for monsters and desperately tried to NOT be distracted by a nearby butterfly.

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Herpderpwing screamed, derping even more wildly. "U CANT DO DIS 2 MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Herpderpwing!" Stahpstream mewed. "U BE OK??? Look out 4 da monsters!!1!"

"KAY, MAI TURN NAO!!" Derpstar called. She started to walk across, but was distracted by the butterfly. An oncoming monster came and crushed her.

"OMG what's happening?" Floofehkit mewed.

"DERPSTAR NUUUUUU!!!!!" Stahpstream ran over in a serious panic.

"WAKE UP! Please,hurry up and get moving again! DurrHurrClan NEEDS you! I'm 2 derpy 2 b leader NAO!!! What will all the shippers think? Come on, Derpstar, ya gots ta LIIIVE!" Stahpstream cried.

"...Oh wait. Ya gots 8 lives left. It's cool, everybody, it's cool! No biggie! We still have our leader! I was just...I was just showing you all how I WOULD have reacted if she had purrmanently died... which I, uh, knew the WHOLE TIME that she didn't, which explains why I wasn't worried at all! Heh heh heh..."

(Yai Shippers :D)

"Hey, wut, WHAT'S HAPPENIN?" Derpstar looked around.
"Hello, Derpstar." said a voice behind her. Derpstar turned around to see a solid-white she-cat. "Llamafur! I missed yoouu :D What are you doing here?"
"This is StarClan." Llamafur explained. "I died a long time ago, remember?"
"Died? I thought you were going out to buy chocolate milk!"
"Can't you be smart for once?"
"Nope! :D"
"Well, anyway." Llamafur said. "You have lost your first life. Momentarily you shall go back to your second life and resume leading DurrhurrClan."
"But can I has chocolate milk tho?"
"No."
"Fiine. >:C"

Moments later, Derpstar opened her eyes, with-- you guessed it-- no chocolate milk.

"Derpstar! U R BACK! YAYZ!!!" Stahpstream excitedly mewed with his chocolate milk mustache that seemingly came from nowhere.

"Not that this reunion isn't touching and all, but don't u think we should get out of da middle of da ThunduurPath? We don't want anothuur...erm... accident."

"Oops, oyus." Derpstar charged out of the Thunderpath towards Stahpstream and the others, stopping right next to Stahpstream. "Huh? Oh, how did I get here? I totally did not accidentally mean to be near Stahpstream on purpose. I didn't do it! Do what? Why is this table wet? Wait, there is no table! I need a sandwhich. :("

"Um, Derpstar? Does coming back 2 life derp you out for a while? Cuz u are making NO sense." Stahpstream asked with concern.

"I dunno. This is my first life I've lost. Maybe I do derp when I die. Maybe I die when I derp. Maybe I derp because I'm called Derpstar. Or maybe I'm called Derpstar because I derp! I REALLY need a sandwhich!"

"Derpstar, u should rest. Ur actin' a bit loony. As Derputy, I think we should all stay here 4 a while 2 regain our strong-y-ness. We can find camp later." Stahpstream said.

"Yeah, that might be a good idea..." Floofehkit said.
"But when do I get my sandwhich?"
"LATER!"
"Okay."

Herpderpwing panicked. "DERPSTAR LOST A LIIIIIIIIFE!" She darted across the Thunderpath as quickly as possible. "I made it. I survivled! ~3~"

"Good for you." Mispsellpaw said. "Well, we're going to rest here, so Derpstarr can recfowver."

Ty;opaw nodded. "SHe cold ude the rset."

"Guys, I'm not sure if it's my derpiness or not, but I just got an idea about how to get home!" Derpstar suddenly said.
"What? What is it?" Floofehkit asked.
"Well, we got lost after we fell down a cliff and then went down a river, right?" Derpstar paused for effect after saying that. "WELL, if we find a river, then we'll find a cliff, and once we go up the cliff, then we can find camp! :D"

"Howre we, spposrd 3 climnb ac liff?>" asked Ty;opaw.

"I believe I can help you with that.." a voice behind them said.
Derpstar turned around to see a brown she-cat with darker brown swirls in her fur.
"Hello," the cat said. "I'm Fool."

"Fool? Thats a ttly epical name!!!" Herpderpwing derped out.

"Ha, thanks." Fool purred. "Well, I noticed you were having trouble getting back to your Clan. Well, I and a couple of friends I know can help you. Wanna meet them?"

Derpshadow sighed

"I take that as a yes." Fool said. "Come on." She lead the group to some bushes where a cat and another creature were talking. Fool looked at a brown tabby tom. "That is Sam. Well, that's his nickname. His real name is Sandwhich."
"Sup." Sandwhich said.
The other creature was yellow with big ears that were black at the tips, reddish cheeks, and a large zigzaggy tail. "That is... uh, well, he doesn't have a name yet. I don't even know his species. We're slowly teaching him how to speak cat, but he still has the occasional bit of his own language, so.
The creature looked at them. "Hi! Nice to meet you--Pika! Ur, sorry. Still not used to cat words completely."
"Well," Derpstar said. "Nice to meet you, Sandwhich, Fool, and current no-name. :3"

(As you can guess, the creature is a Pikachu. o3o)

Herpderpwing ttly derp'd out. "Its so gr8 2 meet u! & sense dat mousey thing randomly said 'Pika', maybe u could name it dat?"