DurrhurrClan: Clan of da Dummies o3o

"How about we have a naming contest when we get back to camp?" Floofehkit suggested.
"Sounds good." Fool said. "Anyways, I know that the cliff by your camp has like a staircase, so you could climb up it. And Sandwhich knows the way to camp from here."
"So we can go home!" Derpstar mewed happily.

Derpshadow glanced around, then fell down lazily

"He'll be fine." Derpstar said. "So, Sam, lead le way~"

"LEt's ggoQ" exclaimed Ty;opaw, bouncing up excitedly.

Stoopidface cartwheeled out of the bushes, screaming, "SPREAD YER WINGSSS NEON PEGASUSSS--ohey gais! What's up?"

"This way home you menshuned... it's not in the territurry of Skittles da raccoon, is it?" Stahpstream asked.

He still shuddered at the thought of that terrifyingly evil monster latching onto his face and threatening him with that demonic voice.

"Skittles? Ew, no." The creature made a face. "I've met him once. We'd never go in his territory, he's-- Pikachu! Ahem, I mean, he's scary."

"And the way home," Sam said. "You just swim in this river, and then climb up the cliff. Simple as that. I'll lead." He leapt into the river.

"Derpstar, do u tink u're well enuf to make tha trip?" Stahpstream asked with concern.

Derpshadow crawled to camp.
(Roseh, when are DerpXDerp having Derplings?)

"Yeah, Stahp, I'll be fine." Derpstar mewed. "I always feel better after swimming. Woohoo!" She leapt in.
Floofehkit and Misspellpaw looked at each other, and then leapt in with Derpstar and the loners.
(I'll get back to you on that once I decide)

Derpshadow fell in
(K)

It wasn't long until the group of kittehs (and Pikachu) got to teh cliff. "Now," the Pikachu said. "All you have to do is climb up those stairs, and then you'll be at your DurrhurrClan camp! Wow, I said it all in cat this ti--Pika! Spoke too soon." He raced up the stairs to show the group how one does it.

Stahpstream had the energy to bound after the Pikachu, but he stayed with the group, making sure the kits were keeping up alright.

"Hey, I recognise this place!" Misspellpaw mewed. "We must be getting clowerr!" She started climbing up the stair-like cliff, with Floofehkit running after her.

"...Um, who's going to clean up the old fresh-kill pile?" Stahpstream asked, revolted at the idea of having to move all that old food. Other than that, he was glad to finally be nearing home.

"We'll decide later." Derpstar said. "Once we get back to camp, there are more important things to be done... said."

After climbing the stairs, Stoopidface exclaimed, "OOH! OOH! I'LL CLEAN UP DA FRESH-KILL PILE! :D"

"Yay we're hom!" Misspellpaw mewled happily.
"And now..." Derpstar leapt onto her A-Durr Rock. "Let be us all under the rock except for me who is on top of the rock!"

After throwing all the trash down the stairs, Stoopidface skipped up to the front of the group to look up at Derpstar.

"Az we all no, we'v been lost for who-knows-long. If you don't know, you're probaly a weirdo. But anywaiz, three kittehs and one... thing... have reskyood us. And as a THANK YEEE, I would like these kittehs and thing to join us in our CLahn." Derpstar looked at the kittehs and thing for approval.
Fool, Sam, and the thing nodded gratefully.
"GREAT! Now 4 da names!" Derpstar said. "Fool, from now on you will be known as Foolishfool. Tho u r a warrior, you'll still haf 2 take training in order to be a perfectly derpy cat. Sam, you shall be r medicine cat, by the name of Meddiesam. And you, other creature? You can also join the Clan. And since we don't know your name... Let's have a contest!" Derpstar mewed. "I shall let you Clan cats choose ideas for names. I'll take the ten best ideas and make a poll on the front page of this thread. The most popular  idea will be the creature's name! Tanks fer yor cooperashunz."

(The pikachu-name contest shall actually happen; don't worry )

Derpshadow purred.

Stoopidface's eyes blazed with excitement. "Teh...thing alwaiz says 'Pika'," she muttered to herself. Suddenly, she looked like she suddenly had a wonderful thought.
(Yes, Stoopidface had a thought! :o)

She skipped over to the creature and mewed, "You shall be Pikadurr and you shall me mine. And you shall be my Pikadurr! Yai! OwO"

Derpstar wrote "Pikadurr" on the list of suggestions.
"How about Jeff?" Floofehkit suggested, and Derpstar wrote down "Jeff".
"Larry!" Misspellpaw said, actually not misspelling it, and that was also wrote down.

"I like Pikadurr." said Derpshadow. "Or Derpachu."

"Okay," the creature said. "Dat's 4 ideas-- Pikachu --, so six more ideas 2 go."