Re: ARMY OF TOASTERS: A new epic/random battle RP by Jules

by **Roseblossom** Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:33 pm

A "ding" noise came from the toaster and Roseblossom, along with a slice of toast, was shot out. "THESE THINGS ARE INDESTRUCTABLE!!" she said, eating the toast.

by **Jewelsky** Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:43 pm

"Well, DON'T JUST EAT THE TOAST!" Jewelsky screamed as she was launched out of the toaster along with two waffles. "Ooh, toasters warm up waffles. Nice." She nommed on one. "Ugh, no butter."

by **Glimmerwing** Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:45 pm

Glimmerpaw called out to Cometpaw and Jewelsky, "You guys can try to dent the toasters; Roseblossom and I can to make sure no one gets hurt by that burning toast!"

by **Roseblossom** Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:47 pm

"Good plan." Roseblossom said.

by **Jewelsky** Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:02 pm

Jewelsky attempted to rake at one of the toasters, but to no avail. "Maybe we could set them on fire or something, but we don't know how to start a fire!"

by **Glimmerwing** Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:40 pm

Glimmerpaw shook her head. "This isn't working! Maybe we could...well, I'm out of ideas."

by **Roseblossom** Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:48 pm

"So am I!" Roseblossom meowed.

by **Jewelsky** Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:27 pm

"There has to be SOME way to attack them!" Jewelsky growled.

by **Roseblossom** Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:21 pm

"Yeah. I don't know how much longer I can keep this up!" Roseblossom caught another piece of toast that was headed toward them.

by **Jewelsky** Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:23 pm

"Neither do I!" Jewelsky caught a waffle that whizzed by and narrowly missed her face. "Ugh, we still need b—!" A large container of butter landed a mouselength away from Jewelsky.

by **Roseblossom** Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:46 pm

"Ooh, butter!!" Roseblossom opened the container of butter and stuck her face in.

by **Glimmerwing** Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:42 pm

"Aw, man, Roseblossom! I wanted some..." Glimmerpaw squeezed her face in as well, licking as much of the butter as she could...she came up out of the container with butter all over her face.

by **Roseblossom** Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:42 pm

Roseblossom licked the butter out of Glimmerpaw's fur.

by **Glimmerwing** Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:47 pm

"Why, thank you," Glimmerpaw meowed, dodging a couple flying waffles.

by **Jewelsky** Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:29 am

Jewelsky ate the remaining butter. "It's MY favorite food, you know." she reminded them, coming out with a pelt thick with butter.

by **Glimmerwing** Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:21 pm

"Well, what are we waiting for? We can't just stand around eating butter!" Glimmerpaw exclaimed, muttering afterwards, "Although that would be epic."

by **Roseblossom** Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:53 pm

"Hey, remember when we were talking about starting a fire to stop the toasters?" Roseblossom said. "Well, maybe we can use some butter to start the fire!"

by **Jewelsky** Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:17 am

"How are we supposed to do that?" Jewelsky asked.

by **Glimmerwing** Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:39 am

"Yeah...I don't understand...please explain!" Glimmerpaw exclaimed, holding the container of butter in front of her face so the toast wouldn't hit her.

by **Roseblossom** Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:07 pm

"I don't know... maybe butter's flammable." Roseblossom shrugged.

by **Glimmerwing** Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:09 pm

Glimmerpaw found a knife nearby. Since she couldn't exactly HOLD it, she stuck it in the butter. "Maybe the sun will reflect on it, and start a fire," she explained.

by **Roseblossom** Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:12 pm

"Good idea." Roseblossom said. Then she ran off and brought back some twigs. "I've seen Twolegs use sticks to start a fire."

by **Glimmerwing** Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:20 pm

Glimmerpaw nodded. "So have I," she said. "You can try that, and I'll try this! Meanwhile, Cometpaw and Jewelsky can help shoo those toasters away...it's perfect!"

by **Jewelsky** Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:39 pm

Jewelsky nodded. "Great plan! I'll drive them off right away." She chased after a toaster, baring her fangs and hissing with a menacing swipe of her claws.

by **Roseblossom** Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:52 pm

Roseblossom looked around for more objects that could be used to start a fire.

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