Re: ARMY OF TOASTERS: A new epic/random battle RP by Jules

by **Glimmerwing** Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:57 pm

Suddenly, Glimmerpaw was surrounded by murmuring voices. She struggled to hear what they were saying, and all she could see was complete darkness. "Hello?" she called out.

by **Jewelsky** Sun Sep 14, 2014 9:20 am

[Trying to revive this epical RP]

Jewelsky turned around, but saw nothing. The voice seemed to be an illusion, because there was simply darkness. Then, something appeared from the shadows—a toaster. Toasters are even invading StarClan!

by **Roseblossom** Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:35 am

[One year later, revival attempt number 2]

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Roseblossom shouted as she leaped at the toaster.

by **Jewelsky** Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:37 am

[My goodness :"D ~~#warpaint~~]

"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?" Jewelsky screamed at an unnecessarily loud volume. "THERE CAN BE NO ESCAPE FROM THE EVIL TOASTER ARMY, CAN THERE?"

by **Roseblossom** Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:28 pm

"HEY GUYS I GOT AN IDEA!" Roseblossom screamed, louder than Jewelsky.

by **Jewelsky** Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:04 pm

Jewelsky's ears bled, but she attempted to recover. "WHAT IS IT?" she shrieked.

by **Roseblossom** Thu Jul 02, 2015 5:40 pm

"STEEL'S WEAK TO FIGHTING, RIGHT? SO ALL WE GOTTA DO IS PUNCH THE TOASTERS HARD ENOUGH AND IT'LL WORK!"

by **Jewelsky** Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:00 am

"ROSEH, WE'RE IN THE WARRIORS UNIVERSE, NOT THE POKÉMON UNIVERSE!" Jewelsky shook her head. "THAT COULD NEVER WORK!"

by **Roseblossom** Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:02 pm

"Dude. We are in a universe where toasters are sentient and nobody is questioning it," Roseblossom deadpanned. "I believe it is safe to say that Pokémon logic applies."

by **Jewelsky** Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:09 pm

Jewelsky rolled her eyes. "Fine, but if I break my paw for this, it's your fault!" Bracing herself, Jewelsky charged up to a toaster and slammed it with her right paw. A large, metallic-sounding bang resounded loudly through the atmosphere as Jewelsky cringed in pain. "I didn't exactly break my paw, but still, that's a bad idea!"

by **Roseblossom** Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:13 pm

"Well what else is super effective against steel?" Roseblossom asked.

by **Jewelsky** Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:12 am

"Uh… Ground… well, we can't exactly make an earthquake, um, Fire… no, not that, either… and that's all there is, I think…! It's no use! Trying to get this logic to work is pointless!" Jewelsky answered.

by **Roseblossom** Sat Jul 04, 2015 4:27 pm

"OOH but what if WE turned into something that RESISTS Steel or is immune to it so they don't hurt us?" Roseblossom suggested.

by **Jewelsky** Sat Jul 04, 2015 4:58 pm

"Are you insane?" Jewelsky yelled. "You have to stop coming up with these pointlessly dumb ideas! We'll be fine if we wake up—ugh, to think I thought we would find answers here—wake up, Jewelsky, wake up!" Attempting to snap out of her subconscious state and getting nowhere in the process, Jewelsky panicked.

by **Roseblossom** Sun Oct 18, 2015 5:19 pm

"OOH!! WATER RESISTS STEEL! WE CAN JUST HIDE IN RAINCLAN CAMP AND WE'LL BE OKAY!" Roseblossom shouted. "IT'S THE PERFECT PLAN!"

by **Jewelsky** Sun Oct 18, 2015 5:26 pm

"UNLESS YOU WANT TO MAGICALLY REVIVE IT WITH RANDOM RP POWERS, RAINCLAN IS GONE!" yowled Jewelsky. "WAKE UP, JEWELSKY, WHY WON'T YOU JUST FREAKING WAKE UP ALREADY?"

by **Roseblossom** Sun Oct 18, 2015 5:37 pm

"RAINCLAN IS GONE, BUT THE WATERFALL ISN'T!" ROSEBLOSSOM POINTED OUT. (GREAT NOW I'M NARRATING IN ALL-CAPS TOO -.-)

by **Jewelsky** Sun Oct 18, 2015 5:43 pm

"WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY BE AWAKE TO GET THERE, GENIUS! AND YOUR STRATEGIES DIDN'T WORK EARLIER! WHY SHOULD THAT CHANGE NOW?" growled Jewelsky. "COME ON, WAKE UP! WAKE UP RIGHT NOW! THIS IS A DREAM; YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!"

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