ARMY OF TOASTERS: A new epic/random battle RP by Jules

HELLO THERE
So, as you all know, toasters toast toast.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN'T TOAST KITTEHS
In this RP, our fursonas shall be BATTLING THE EVIL ARMY OF TOASTERS! E:<
LET THE CRAZINESS BEGIN

Jewelsky dashed to CloudClan camp to try and warn her CloudClan friends about the menacing, giant toasters that had just shown up in LightningClan territory.

Glimmerpaw raced after her friend. "Wait! They're coming after you!" she called, kicking an evil toaster away.

(Awesome RP Jules xD)

"Hi, Jewelsky!" Roseblossom said.

Glimmerpaw raced ahead of Jewelsky, panting.
"Watch...out....TOASTERS!" she cried.

"Toaster? What's a to-" Roseblossom was cut off as a large piece of bread was shot at her.

"Run for your life!" Jewelsky screamed. "These toasters—they toast toast!"

"Ravenshade told me they toasted bread!" Roseblossom said.

"Well, he was lying! Camp is being invaded by these evil toasters!" Jewelsky yowled.

Glimmerpaw dodged 4 slices of bread as they flew at her. "A 4 slice toaster," she growled grimly. "Spread the word! We're coming together to defeat the toasters!" she called to Roseblossom.

"All of the cats will have to help us if we want to defeat these toasters! Tell everyone in CloudClan and bring them into our camp!" Jewelsky snarled, trying to sink her claws into the hard metal of a toaster. "We need all the help we can get!"

"EVERYBODY HELP US ATTACK THE TOASTY TOAST TOASTER THINGIES THAT TOAST TOAST STUFF!!!" Roseh yelled.

"Their hard coat is impenetrable!" Jewelsky hissed. "We can't make much more than a dent in them!"

"I'd try to run them off, but they just keep charging at us," Glimmerpaw sighed, panicking. "Any ideas?!"

"If they're charging you, pay them cash." Roseblossom suggested.

Jewelsky rolled her eyes. "Not that kind of charge, Roseblossom." she responded with a sigh.

Rushing, Cometpaw spotted Jewelsky a little ways away in the LightningClan forest. She pelted over to her. "Jewelsky! Did you see the toa---" she broke off as she suddenly noticed the huge swarm of evil toasters around them. "Great StarClan! They're here too!" Cometpaw gulped, fear in her eyes. "Have you found a way to fight them?" she asked desperately.

Jewelsky turned around. "Oh, Cometpaw, I'm so glad you're here! We need all the help we can get to fight off the toasters!" she called. "We can't fight the toasters. They have a hard, protective coat all around them. We can dent them, but that's about it. We need a better way to battle them somehow!" She turned around and tried to rake at one of the toasters.

Glimmer paw nodded. "Thanks for coming, Comet!" She called. "These toasters...we just can't defeat them!"

Jewelsky whacked a toaster with her paw. "Ouch!" It throbbed with pain. "Do you see what I mean, Cometpaw?"

Cometpaw screamed as the toaster hit Jewelsky. "Oh yes, I see what you mean! If we don't find out how we can fight them soon, we'll all be crowfood! Are you okay?"

Glimmerpaw pushed a couple of toasters away as they charged at Jewelsky and Cometpaw. "Yes, if we don't figure out how to defeat them soon, we'll be...TOAST."

"Guys, I got an idea!" Roseblossom leaped into the part of the toaster where the toast comes out of. "Maybe we can attack from the inside!"

"That's a great idea!" Jewelsky told Roseblossom with a small nod as she held her sore paw up limply and licked it several times in a failed attempt to soothe the pain.

"HELP ME, GLIMMAH! GET INTO ANOTHER OPENING!" Roseblossom shouted from inside the slot.

Jewelsky bounded into another toaster's opening toast slot thing and raked at the inside with her non-throbbing paw.