Wishes Always Backfire!

Granted, but it's really minor and never mentioned because now they're in Hufflepuff, the house no one cares about.

I wish I could travel through time.

Granted, but you can only travel back a few seconds.

I wish Hufflepuff didn't exist.

Granted, but that means your favorite ship also doesn't exist.

I wish I had a pet Pteranodon that was rideable and tame.

granted but then it breaks all the bones in it's body and gets a full body cast and the bones grow back wrong and you can't ride it anymore

I wish I had a real life cloudtail that's tame

Granted, but after the cloudtail is tame it's so boring that it tries to kill you.

I wish kittens would never grow big.

Granted but then coughs ups hairballs in your favorite slippers everyday
I wish I had tame cloudtail that wouldn't try to kill me

Granted, but it's literally just a cloud with a tail.

I wish my retainer didn't hurt so much. :P

Granted, but now you have to get your braces back again.


I wish I didn't have a rather annoying song stuck in my head. *glares*

Granted, but you have to watch Ponponpon 100 times every day~

I wish I remembered normal straight Dipper being from GF wanting to be with me as more than a friend without anyone else pursuing me, anyone dying or losing their memory, Gravity Falls being canceled, or him falling for anyone else while we both lived, along with all of our friends and pets and possessions and stuff, as existing characters in Animation Land, which continues to exist for eternity, together, and neither of us would fall into a coma or get arrested or hated on!

Granted, but then all the faceless lunch ladies and pink-skinned girls with fruit and doll legs in their hair break into Animation Land.

I wish I didn't have to watch/listen to PonPonPon. EVER. :(

Granted, but you have to listen to Lightning slowed down 100 times every day

I wish I remembered normal straight Dipper being from GF wanting to be with me as more than a friend without anyone else pursuing me, anyone dying or losing their memory, Gravity Falls being canceled, or him falling for anyone else while we both lived, along with all of our friends and pets and possessions and stuff, as existing characters in Animation Land, which continues to exist without anything from weird songs/videos invading for eternity, together, and neither of us would fall into a coma or get arrested or hated on!

Granted, but then Gideon sues you and you also have to spend time with him, not just Dipper.

I wish I didn't have to listen to Lightning--wait, scratch that. I wish I never knew Lightning existed. You know what? I wish I never knew that...he existed. *shudders* Nightmares.
really though, who doesn't go to college and just spends all their money on an ice cream truck
Just...why

Yes but now you have an even more annoying person to deal with

I wish tomorrow would come faster ( yay bramblestar's storm release date)

(Who could possibly be more annoying? xD)

Granted, but then it gets lost in the mail and you don't get it tomorrow.

I wish it was 7 PM so I could talk to my friend irl.

Granted, but your friend went on vacation and forgot to tell you, so you get worked up about seeing her for nothing~!

I wish I remembered normal straight Dipper being from GF wanting to be with me as more than a friend without anyone else pursuing me, anyone dying or losing their memory, Gravity Falls being canceled, or him falling for anyone else while we both lived, along with all of our friends and pets and possessions and stuff, as existing characters in Animation Land, which continues to exist without anything from weird songs/videos invading for eternity, together, and neither of us would fall into a coma, be forced to be with someone else, or get arrested or hated on!

(Really? xD Why must you make these things so hardddd)

Granted, but then, since every single character ever lives in Animation Land, you discover someone even better than Dipper, someone with everything Dipper has, everything Geno has...everything you ever wanted; so, then you want to be with him instead, but since Dipper will never "fall for anyone else" or "be forced to be with someone else", you have to be with Dipper forever, even though you found someone better, and it gets quite annoying after a while.

I wish I could think of something to draw :P

Granted but then you can't find your pencil in time and forget to draw it

I wish I could talk to animals and the animals would have things to say back

Granted, but all the animals can do are repeatedly say the word "bubbles" for eternity.

I wish I could say "bubbles" and not laugh uncontrollably.

Granted, but then you never laugh uncontrollably again.

I wish Dipper weren't real.

Granted, but you're also not real.

I wish these wishes would stop involving Dipper.

Granted, but all of them are about you.

I wish Kirby back at ya didn't go before I got older.

Granted, but new Kirby games are never released.

I wish the RPs would get active again.

Granted, but now rps will be everywhere all the time in yer face.

I wish Legolas Greenleaf were real. (Orlando Bloom ;P)

Granted, but he simply walks into Mordor and dies. :P

I wish all my favorite shows/movies crossed over.

Granted, but then everyone was eaten by dinosaurs


I wish I could fly