Wishes Always Backfire!

Granted, but as your flying a tornado makes it so all your dreams never come true again. (that was totally random. :P)

I wish Kirby were real and he was my pet.

Granted, but then Kirby died.


I wish this site would become more active again.

Granted, but you are no longer able to post.

I wish I were a dog. BARK!

Granted, but you then get hit by a car whilst in the process of chasing another.

I wish you weren't dead.

Granted, but your future son is now dead.

I wish school would close FOREVER

Granted, but then everyone was forced to go to college.


I wish I could fly

Granted, but you fell into an alternate universe where everybody looks like a shark/camel hybrid and you are a couch named Steve.

I wish I had all the Cheetos in the world

Granted, but then you eat them all.


I wish ice cream was a color.

Granted, but now your family is a banana split, and you are the spoon. (I have no idea xD)

I wish mayonnaise was an instrument.

Granted, but then Patrick murders you.


I wish Patrick was a color.

Granted, but then it takes over the world

I wish I could breath underwater

Granted, You now are a fish

I wish for more wishes

Granted, but now the genie haunts you

I wish I liked sushi

Granted, There are now no fish thanks to your love of sushi
I wish I could fly

Granted, but you crash into a plane

I wish I had a tail

Granted, You are now a okapi

I wish I could see 100000 miles away

(How is that backfiring? >:D)
Granted, but now you lose your mind like Dovewing


I wish I COULD be an okapi!

granted, but now loins want you

I wish my brain was bigger

Granted, but it gets so big that it explodes

I wish I remembered normal straight Dipper being from GF wanting to be with me as more than a friend without anyone else pursuing me, anyone dying or losing their memory, Gravity Falls being canceled, or either of us falling for anyone else while we both lived, along with all of our friends and pets and possessions and stuff, as existing characters in Animation Land, which continues to exist without anything from weird songs/videos invading for eternity, together, and neither of us would fall into a coma, be forced to be with someone else, or get arrested or hated on!

Granted, you now forgot everything and only remember that

I wish I never had to leave

Granted, but that means you have to watch everyone else leave

I wish I remembered, without forgetting everything else, normal straight Dipper being from GF wanting to be with me as more than a friend without anyone else pursuing me, anyone dying or losing their memory, Gravity Falls being canceled, or either of us falling for anyone else while we both lived, along with all of our friends and pets and possessions and stuff, as existing characters in Animation Land, which continues to exist without anything from weird songs/videos invading for eternity, together, and neither of us would fall into a coma, be forced to be with someone else, or get arrested or hated on!

Granted, you are now mable

I wish I had a better reply xD

Granted, but all your other replies sound really stupid

I wish I remembered, without either of us turning into someone/something else or forgetting everything else, normal straight Dipper being from GF wanting to be with me as more than a friend without anyone else pursuing me, anyone dying or losing their memory, Gravity Falls being canceled, or either of us falling for anyone else while we both lived, along with all of our friends and pets and possessions and stuff, as existing characters in Animation Land, which continues to exist without anything from weird songs/videos invading for eternity, together, and neither of us would fall into a coma, be forced to be with someone else, or get arrested or hated on!

granted, you now know it all but your brain exploded

I wish I had a pokemon IRL

Granted, but then it kills you.

I wish that I had some cheese.