Re: Wishes Always Backfire!

by **Jewelsky** Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:08 am

Granted, but it's really rotten.

I wish I remembered, without either of us turning into someone/something else, having anything explode, or forgetting everything else, normal straight Dipper being from GF wanting to be with me as more than a friend without anyone else pursuing me, anyone dying or losing their memory, Gravity Falls being canceled, or either of us falling for anyone else while we both lived, along with all of our friends and pets and possessions and stuff, as existing characters in Animation Land, which continues to exist without anything from weird songs/videos invading for eternity, together, and neither of us would fall into a coma, be forced to be with someone else, or get arrested or hated on!

by **Pinesage** Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:09 am

Granted, but then you die.

I wish I had an apple.

by **Jewelsky** Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:11 am

Granted, but Wormy is in it and I know you can't bear to eat him

Mrs. Dipper Pines wrote:I wish I remembered, without either of us turning into someone/something else, having anything explode, or forgetting everything else, normal straight Dipper being from GF wanting to be with me as more than a friend without anyone else pursuing me, anyone dying or losing their memory, Gravity Falls being canceled, or either of us falling for anyone else while we both lived, along with all of our friends and pets and possessions and stuff, as existing characters in Animation Land, which continues to exist without anything from weird songs/videos invading for eternity, together, and neither of us would fall into a coma, be forced to be with someone else, or get arrested or hated on!

Death is impossible. And I wish for this again

by **Pinesage** Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:25 am

Granted, but then all known life in the universe cease to exist.

I wish Wormy was ETF'S president.

by **Jewelsky** Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:27 am

Granted, but it only lasts 5 seconds before Dipper overthrows him.

I wish I remembered, without either of us turning into someone/something else, having anything explode, or forgetting everything else, normal straight Dipper being from GF wanting to be with me as more than a friend without anyone else pursuing me, anyone dying or losing their memory, Gravity Falls being canceled, or either of us falling for anyone else while we both lived, along with all of our friends and pets and possessions and stuff, as existing characters in Animation Land, which, along with all known life in the universe, continues to exist without anything from weird songs/videos invading for eternity, together, and neither of us would fall into a coma, be forced to be with someone else, or get arrested or hated on!

by **Pinesage** Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:28 am

Granted, but then ETF takes away your ability to post and Dipper catches on fire.

I wish you'd stop posting that xD

by **Jewelsky** Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:36 am

Granted, but I just add another phrase to it. E:

I wish I remembered, without ETF taking away my ability to post, either of us turning into someone/something else, having anything explode, or forgetting everything else, normal straight Dipper being from GF wanting to be with me as more than a friend without anyone else pursuing me, anyone catching on fire, dying, or losing their memory, Gravity Falls being canceled, or either of us falling for anyone else while we both lived, along with all of our friends and pets and possessions and stuff, as existing characters in Animation Land, which, along with all known life in the universe, continues to exist without anything from weird songs/videos invading for eternity, together, and neither of us would fall into a coma, be forced to be with someone else, or get arrested or hated on!

by **Pinesage** Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:45 am

Granted, but then your wish somehow backfires resulting in the death of millions.

I wish that you'd stop posting anything that contained the word 'Dipper'.

by **Jewelsky** Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:51 am

Granted, but the effect lasts another 5 seconds.

I wish I remembered, without ETF taking away my ability to post, either of us turning into someone/something else, having anything explode, or forgetting everything else, normal straight Dipper being from GF wanting to be with me as more than a friend without anyone else pursuing me, anyone catching on fire, dying, or losing their memory, Gravity Falls being canceled, or either of us falling for anyone else while we both lived, along with all of our friends and pets and possessions and stuff, as existing characters in Animation Land, which, along with all known life in the universe, continues to exist without anything from weird songs/videos invading for eternity, together, and neither of us would fall into a coma, be forced to be with someone else, or get arrested or hated on!

by **Pinesage** Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:53 am

He didn't die though, he just got on fire
and got 3rd degree burns
and is in eternal agony because he can't die
you're just making him suffer omg

Granted, but then he catches on fire again.

I wish that Dipper could die.

by **Jewelsky** Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:05 am

Pinesage wrote:Granted, but then your wish somehow backfires resulting in the death of millions.

I meant that
And gosh there are doctors in Animation Land

Granted, but it was actually Tyrone who died

I wish I remembered, without ETF taking away my ability to post, either of us turning into someone/something else, having anything explode, or forgetting everything else, normal straight Dipper being from GF wanting to be with me as more than a friend without anyone else pursuing me, anyone catching on fire, dying, or losing their memory, Gravity Falls being canceled, or either of us falling for anyone else while we both lived, along with all of our friends and pets and possessions and stuff, as existing characters in Animation Land, which, along with all known life in the universe, continues to exist without anything from weird songs/videos invading for eternity, together, and neither of us would fall into a coma, be forced to be with someone else, or get arrested or hated on!

by **Pinesage** Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:08 am

Granted, but then Dipper melts and is still alive, in pain, and cannot be fixed.

I wish Dipper would die and stay dead forever.

by **Midnightflame** Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:54 am

granted, but now wormy died too

I wish I had a million dollars

by **Pinesage** Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:12 am

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish I could find a LC theme background.

by **Midnightflame** Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:28 am

granted, but know one likes it
I wish I could fly

by **Roseblossom** Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:42 am

Granted, you are now a crow

I wish Jules would wish for something that's not Dipper-related!

by **Pinesage** Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:45 am

Granted, but then she starts wishing for Mabel related stuff.

I wish that she'd stop wishing.

by **Roseblossom** Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:51 am

Granted, her genie now won't stop calling you up to play Go Fish

I wish for fish

by **Pinesage** Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:56 am

Granted, but it has rabies.

I wish I had a rabid fish.

by **Roseblossom** Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:10 pm

Granted, but now your dog has rabies too

I wish I could have a purple cat that was immortal and loved me and would never let anything happen to me :3

by **Pinesage** Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:12 pm

(I don't have a dog)

Granted, but then it got stolen.

I wish that cheese was a color! YAY FOR STUPID COLOR WISHES!

by **Midnightflame** Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:14 pm

granted, but now its not a color cause everyone ate it
I wish I wasn't capitalized

by **Pinesage** Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:18 pm

granted, but then you mess up the english language and the world ends.

I wish that that post made sense.

by **Midnightflame** Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:00 pm

granted, now your so smart that your brain exploded
I wish that i win this posting contest

by **Glimmerwing** Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:13 pm

Granted, but you never get your prize.

I wish someone would come on so I didn't have to post on everything by myself. T_T

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