Re: Wishes Always Backfire!

by **Jewelsky** Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:56 am

Granted, but every other game you play suddenly gets terrible graphics.

I wish that I could speak Japanese like a native.

by **Willowrose** Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:36 am

Granted, but then you forget how to speak English and no one else speaks Japanese anymore.

I wish that Kirby games were fun now.

by **Jewelsky** Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:03 am

Granted, but Zelda games become terribly boring.

I wish that we could get home from vacation right now.

by **Willowrose** Sun Jul 26, 2015 2:26 am

Granted, but then you realize that you forgot something after you were halfway home.

I wish I had a muffin.

by **Jewelsky** Sun Jul 26, 2015 6:27 am

Granted, but you drop it as soon as you get it, and it crumbles.

I wish that staying up late didn't cause any kind of fatigue.

by **Vinefrost** Fri Jan 01, 2016 3:49 am

Granted, but staying awake through the day becomes extremely tiring.

I wish that I had Internet for most of last year.

by **Glimmerwing** Fri Jan 01, 2016 4:27 am

Granted, but everything on the Internet that you'd use is down so it's completely useless.

I wish that tomorrow I would actually have the energy to do all the things I need to do.

by **Vinefrost** Fri Jan 01, 2016 4:28 am

Granted, but the following day you completely crash and never have the same amount of energy again.

I wish that I had more free time.

by **Glimmerwing** Fri Jan 01, 2016 4:38 am

Granted, but you have to sit there not doing anything but listening to your least favorite song on loop the entire time.

I wish I was in more fandoms ~~that more people liked so it isn't just me sobbing over cartoon bears in the corner of my chatzy~~

by **Vinefrost** Fri Jan 01, 2016 4:40 am

Granted, but your use of the words "fandom" and "sobbing" slowly turns you into a Tumblrina who's offended by literally everything and then you hate all of your new favorite shows.

I wish something eventful happened today.

by **Glimmerwing** Fri Jan 01, 2016 4:46 am

Granted--the event is that you discover your love of *insert tumblr thing here* and YOU turn into the stereotypical tumblr user :D have fun with that

I wish I didn't get hungry at 5 am. ;-;

by **Vinefrost** Fri Jan 01, 2016 4:50 am

Granted, but now you're hungry at every time EXCEPT 5 AM

I wish all of my future wishes didn't backfire.

by **Jewelsky** Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:10 am

Granted, but you only said your FUTURE wishes. SO THIS WISH BACKFIRES AND THEREFORE YOUR FUTURE WISHES WILL BACKFIRE :D

I wish I would never get sick.

by **Stealthy** Sat Jan 02, 2016 6:06 pm

(Me too XD) Granted, but because old=sick, now you can't die of old age. You have to just pootle around this planet til somebody up and kills you. Yaaayyy :D

I wish a quality Mismagius plush would pop up on Amazon that I end up buying for like $10 total.

by **Jewelsky** Sat Jan 02, 2016 6:38 pm

Granted, but you can no longer buy anything ever! Have fun with that. ^w^;

I wish that I never had to go to public school again.

by **Vinefrost** Sun Jan 03, 2016 6:53 pm

Granted, but now school doesn't exist at all and humanity reverts to the Stone Age! :D

I wish I got into the school I want to be in.

by **Jewelsky** Sun Jan 03, 2016 7:15 pm

Granted, but everyone there is secretly plotting to kill you haha fun

I wish I could post more quickly!

by **Vinefrost** Sun Jan 03, 2016 7:16 pm

Granted, but now every other aspect of your life is suuuuuper sloooooow

I wish my parents prioritized helping me apply for colleges over their stupid sitcoms! :D

by **Stealthy** Sun Jan 03, 2016 7:31 pm

Granted, but your life becomes such a whirl of college sorting, too much homework, and general chaos, you LONG for the days of sitcoms.

I wish I could be around kids again. Especially babies. <3

by **Vinefrost** Sun Jan 03, 2016 7:39 pm

Granted, but every kid you're near rapidly ages into a senior citizen!

I wish I could instantly renew my favorite show for as many seasons as I want.

by **Jewelsky** Mon Jan 04, 2016 8:16 am

Granted, but it gets very boring and tired-out very quickly.

I wish every day could be like yesterday. ;-;

by **Vinefrost** Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:39 pm

Granted, but there's only one more day before the apocalypse.

I wish I could see galaxies collide and live to tell the tale.

by **Jewelsky** Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:03 pm

Granted, but if you see absolutely anything ever than galaxies colliding, you won't live to tell the tale.

I wish I could make really cool remixes of my favorite songs!

by **Vinefrost** Sun Jan 10, 2016 10:09 pm

Granted, but you're the only one who finds them cool, and everyone you show them too thinks of them as trash, destroying your confidence in your work.

I wish that one big spoilery scene in the new Star Wars didn't have to happen.

by **Jewelsky** Mon Jan 11, 2016 7:41 pm

Granted, but there are about 200 new big spoilery scenes, and you are completely emotionally devastated by the movie.

I wish I didn't have option anxiety.

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