Re: Wishes Always Backfire!

by **Jewelsky** Sat May 13, 2017 10:00 am

Granted, but there are hundreds in there, and you wind up drinking them all and having a heart attack.

I wish I could meet my friend's cat.

by **Willowrose** Sat May 13, 2017 11:50 am

Granted, but she dislikes you, hisses at you, and nearly claws you to death.

I wish I could play Breath of The Wild right now.

by **Jewelsky** Sat May 13, 2017 2:00 pm

Granted, but the game crashes within 5 minutes.

I wish I didn't have to do gardening work.

by **Willowrose** Sat May 13, 2017 2:09 pm

Granted, but the garden is left unattended and you're blamed anyway.

I wish there was more food around.

by **Jewelsky** Sat May 13, 2017 4:58 pm

Granted, but you eat too much of it and get a stomachache.

I wish I felt sick to my stomach less often.

by **Tornadostorm** Sat May 13, 2017 5:02 pm

Granted, but you are always in pain, or feeling ill in some other way

Like Willow, I wish I had more food >.<

by **Willowrose** Sat May 13, 2017 5:03 pm

Granted, but you had soo much food that you never feel like eating again.

I wish I was on a much faster computer.

by **Tornadostorm** Sat May 13, 2017 5:04 pm

Granted, but it's a desktop, not a laptop

I wish I was already done with the GED and that I passed

by **Willowrose** Sat May 13, 2017 7:06 pm

Granted, but now you're in college with all kinds of responsibilities.

I wish my birthday would come sooner.

by **Jewelsky** Wed May 31, 2017 3:33 pm

Granted, but your next birthday feels like it comes even later as a result.

I wish I could take a whole year off of school.

by **Willowrose** Wed May 31, 2017 5:22 pm

Granted, but you get to go to school for a whole year with no summer vacation.

I wish I had a larger variety of clothes.

by **Jewelsky** Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:56 am

Granted, but it costs so much that you go in debt.

I wish the show Riverdale just wasn't a thing.

by **Tornadostorm** Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:17 am

Granted, but something MUCH WORSE replaces it.

Sometimes I wish people could read my mind so I could express myself, without having to be rude and... Express myself xD

by **Willowrose** Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:48 am

Granted, but now everyone knows everything your little head contains. Even all of your deepest secrets.

I wish my kindle was fully charged.

by **Jewelsky** Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:56 am

Granted, but it's back to 5% within a matter of minutes.

I wish people didn't attack other people just for the heck of it.

by **Willowrose** Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:58 am

Granted, but now everyone showers each other in repulsive amounts of kindness for no reason at all that you nearly die.

I wish my hair was abit shorter.

by **Jewelsky** Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:01 am

Granted, but the hairdresser misinterprets and completely shaves your head.

I wish I could socialize well.

by **Willowrose** Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:03 am

Granted, but you socialize for so long that you run out of anything to say.

I wish It was Saturday.

by **Jewelsky** Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:06 am

Granted, but it isn't Saturday at all again for the whole month.

I wish mosquitoes didn't like me so much.

by **Midnightflame** Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:39 am

Granted, but now they go after your friends and family and they all get Malaria and die

I wish I could live at the beach

by **Willowrose** Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:50 pm

Granted, but you get a terrible sunburn that lasts forever.

I wish I had some money right now.

by **Midnightflame** Thu Jun 01, 2017 2:32 pm

Granted, but you become a millionaire, who is very stingy so no one likes you

I wish I could own 20 dogs

by **Jewelsky** Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:02 pm

Granted, but they have puppies and their puppies have puppies and their puppies have puppies and suddenly you're drowning in dogs and can never escape

I wish I owned a real piano.

by **Midnightflame** Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:04 pm

Granted, but when the movers come to place it in your house they drop it on your head

I wish I was Barry B.

by **Willowrose** Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:48 pm

Granted, but the life of a bee is much more confusing than you thought, so you waste your whole life away trying to figure out how to be human again.

I wish Club Penguin was still alive.

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