Re: Wishes Always Backfire!

by **Jewelsky** Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:46 pm

Granted, but every other website is shut down.

I wish I had made friends earlier with my current best friend.

by **Willowrose** Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:00 am

Granted, but you lose all the happy memories you had with your friend in the present.

I wish I liked more foods.

by **Vinefrost** Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:39 am

Granted, but they're all obscure foods others find gross that are very hard to find in your area.

I wish my friends were better at planning events with me.

by **Jewelsky** Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:38 am

Granted, but they take you to so many events that you have no time to yourself.

I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without ever feeling nauseous.

by **Willowrose** Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:40 am

Granted, but you get full easier.

I wish more people were online.

by **Jewelsky** Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:44 am

Granted, but there are so many you can't keep up and give up on posting.

I wish I played Mario Kart with my friend more often.

by **Willowrose** Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:47 am

Granted, but you play it so often that you miss out on other fun things to do with them.

I wish I was motivated to read more Warriors books.

by **Jewelsky** Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:53 am

Granted, but all your favorite characters get killed off and you lose your motivation to read again.

I wish I could move out of the country.

by **Willowrose** Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:55 am

Granted, but now you live in a crazy loud city.

I wish I had more Zelda merchandise to admire.

by **Vinefrost** Fri Jun 02, 2017 8:39 pm

Granted, but they're all exclusives and forever unattainable for you, so you have to resort to looking at old blurry jpegs of that sweet sweet merch.

I wish I could fix my sleeping schedule whenever I needed to.

by **Willowrose** Sun Jun 04, 2017 5:21 pm

Granted, but it throws the natural sleeptime out of wack and you find it hard to sleep, even if you're the most tired person in the universe.

I wish they hadn't remade Spiderman.

by **Vinefrost** Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:11 pm

Granted, but now there are endless sequels of the old cheesy Spiderman and you'll wish he was younger and able to interact with the Avengers, but it'll never happen :(
(Also, this is WAR)

I wish I had something fun and eventful to do tomorrow.

by **Willowrose** Wed Jun 07, 2017 8:05 am

Granted, but you didn't get enough sleep from being on ETF that you don't make it.

I wish my whole "get nocturnal again" plan had worked.

by **Tornadostorm** Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:38 am

Yes, but now you never catch any of us online because we're all on in the day and you're on at night.

I wish updating my game wasn't so buggy -n-

by **Willowrose** Wed Jun 07, 2017 1:58 pm

Granted, but now every other game in the world has glitches galore!

I wish my hope for good birthday presents wasn't so low.

by **Vinefrost** Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:12 am

Granted, but now that low hope was for good reason, because you get a muddy shoe.

I wish I could go on vacation to somewhere I enjoy.

by **Willowrose** Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:40 pm

Granted, but it only lasts for 20 minutes.

I wish I had another Hatsune Miku game.

by **Jewelsky** Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:52 pm

Granted, but the only songs in it are terrible.

I wish the SNES classic would come out sooner.

by **Vinefrost** Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:20 pm

Granted, but Splatoon 2 and Super Mario Odyssey just got cancelled.

I wish my computer could handle better graphics for gaming.

by **Willowrose** Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:30 am

Granted, but it's so full of stuff that you can't play many games on it.

I wish I had more things to do with my life.

by **Midnightflame** Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:50 pm

Granted but now you are so busy that you barely have time do breathe so you die.

I wish Dr. Pepper was better for you than water

by **Willowrose** Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:16 am

Granted, but you are immediately disgusted by how healthy it is and never drink it again.

I wish someone would eat the onion rings I made earlier this morning.

by **Jewelsky** Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:23 am

Granted, but they die of food poisoning from eating them.

I wish I didn't take such a long time to stop being sick.

by **Willowrose** Wed Jul 05, 2017 2:58 pm

Granted, but it takes much less time for you to get sick again.

I wish the DLC for Breath of The Wild would release earlier.

by **Cobaltkit** Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:11 am

Granted, but it's terrible.

I wish that I had an infinite supply of budgies.

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