Wishes Always Backfire!

Granted, but now you can never choose anything for yourself so you can never see the options. Everything is just decided for you. Forever.... *shudder*

I wish my paranoia didn't keep me up at all hours.

Granted, but now you are literally never awake ^o^

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted, but you're the only one who isn't sick. The plague has returned. Humanity is falling. And you're blamed because you're the only one with immunity. Since you can't cure others, you go down in history as a terrible person who sat by and watched as civilization crumbled.

I wish I could afford to travel with my friends after graduation.

Granted, but your friends suddenly start hating you for no real reason, making the whole thing an unpleasant experience.

I wish I had more free time.

Granted, but now you have nothing to do with all that time. You just sit there, staring at a wall, wishing life was more meaningful. Wishing in vain.

I wish the books you were forced to read in school were more interesting.

Granted, but you have 200 questions to do for every chapter as each night's homework, so it sucks all the fun out of the whole thing.

I wish there were more songs in English that I enjoyed listening to.

Granted, but you become so into them that you can never stop singing them, repulsing everyone around you and ruining the song forever.

I wish my taste in music was more popular with my friends.

Granted, but you start moving away from it as soon as they start liking it.

I wish I didn't have to write essays on elephant behavior.

Granted, but now you need to write 100-page essays on groundhog behavior, which we both know is FAR more interesting. :P

I wish I didn't have to study the Renaissance for the fiftieth time.

Granted, but you are now permanently transported back in time to the Renaissance with no possible form of escape. Have fun~

I wish that lame YouTube cartoon characters weren't such a pain to draw.

Granted, but now your only talent and the only thing people think you're good for is your ability to draw Tord. Enjoy!

I wish there was something to do over Spring Break.

granted u can be w the aMAZING eddsworld fandom on tumblr joIN US <33333333

i wish oMG I WISH TORD CAME BACK OK HE SRSLY JUST NEEDS 2 OK

Granted, but Tom kills him permanently this time.

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.

Granted, but your non-boredom lasts a millisecond.

I wish I understood people.

Granted, but they can't understand you at all.

I wish I had my own horse, or cat >.<

Granted, but you get a horse with a cat head and tail.

I wish I liked more games.

Granted, but the games you like are terrible and gross, and no one else likes them OnO

I wish people could tell how I felt, and when I had a problem without me having to take the steps to vocalize it.

Granted, but everything you think or feel people know about.

I wish I wasn't so easily bored.

Granted, but your easily overstimulated.

I wish my head didn't hurt right now :P

Granted, it'll just hurt later

I wish I wasn't so dehydrated!

Granted. You drown OnO

I wish my mom and dad were home with us.

Granted, but mom catches wind of the fact that I didn't feed the bird til AFTER she texted me asking if I had. Also laundry.

I wish I didn't have so much...say.....air in my system. XD

Granted. You have dirt instead 


I want a pizzaa OnO

Granted, but it's Costco pizza. *AIRHOOOOOOORNS*

I wish all my evil plans went exactly right.

Granted, but a good guy always puts things to right afterwords 

I wish I never grew tired of the music I listen to