Re: The Craziest Randomest RP Ever In Enter The Forest History

by **Roseblossom** Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:04 pm

"Yeah..." Poppyclaw said. "But can you eat her repeatedly?"

by **Jewelsky** Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:43 pm

"Yes!" Darkgem imitated the wolf, vomiting and eating Roseh repeatedly.

by **Roseblossom** Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:52 pm

"Hooray!" Poppyclaw shouted.
"This.. is more.. painful.. then it looks!" Roseblossom said.

by **Jewelsky** Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:04 pm

"Hush!" yowled Darkgem, eating Roseh one last time.

by **Roseblossom** Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:17 pm

"BUT AM I DELICIOUS??" yowled Roseh from inside Darkgem's stomach.

by **Jewelsky** Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:18 pm

"SHUT UP, MOUSEBRAIN!" snarled Darkeh.

by **Roseblossom** Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:32 pm

Poppyclaw suddenly jumped into Darkgem's stomach and lunged for Roseblossom's throat.

by **Jewelsky** Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:19 am

"Thanks. She was getting annoying." Dark sighed.

by **Roseblossom** Tue Oct 01, 2013 5:07 pm

"You only now realized that?" Poppyclaw rolled his eyes. Then a cat came in and froze Darkgem in frozen tartar sauce. "Wait a second guys." he said. "Roseh made this to be a random RP. This isn't random enough. If it's not random, it's not gonna be popular, and the RP will be closed, and you're gonna DIE! So I say clear off this part and bring in the JEWELS EPICALNESS SPRUCING-UP PARTEEEEEEH!!!!!!" Then a giant cow came and cleared the setting, revealing the fun place where the RP started.

by **Jewelsky** Tue Oct 01, 2013 5:17 pm

Darkgem broke out of the tartar sauce and killed the cow. "RANDOM, SHMANDOM!" she spat at the cat. Literally. Giant globs of rainbow spit flew everywhere, sparkling and turning a nice golden color as soon as they hit the ground. "I SPIT ON YOUR COIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Darkgem randomly ranted for no reason whatsoever.

by **Roseblossom** Tue Oct 01, 2013 5:30 pm

"This non-random stuff is getting boring." Poppyclaw said as he walked away, not paying attention to Darkgem's rants.

by **Jewelsky** Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:20 pm

"YOU WANT RANDOM?" screamed Darkgem. "I'LL GIVE YOU RANDOM!" She turned into an Elf Owl and broke several invisible plates out of nowhere. She then began to fling an electric eel around, riding a sparkly narwhal.

by **Roseblossom** Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:24 pm

"And that's why I love you!" Poppyclaw said.

by **Jewelsky** Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:22 pm

Darkowl smiled. "Love you DYTA*IBFNOehgyuDFOKApdji90IOUP$A" The computer malfunctioned and died.

by **Roseblossom** Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:13 pm

Poppyclaw stared into space awkwardly.

by **Jewelsky** Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:25 am

Out of nowhere, the lazy harp seal who has no job decided to quit being lazy. He grabbed Poppyclaw and kidnapped him, taking him to Spaceland.

by **Roseblossom** Thu Oct 03, 2013 3:44 pm

Poppyclaw sang.
"LAZY HARP SEAL HAS A JOB
BUT HE STILL DOESN'T HAVE MONEY
SEE HIS EARNINGS, THEY ARE MEAGER
HE'S LACKING IN BUSINESS ACUMENT!"

by **Jewelsky** Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:35 am

The harp seal smacked Poppyclaw in the face and accidentally dropped him, taking him to dnalecapS instead.

by **Roseblossom** Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:32 pm

Poppyclaw kept singing.
"LAZY HARP SEAL STILL DOESN'T HAVE A CAMERA
BUT HE LIKES TO SMACK MY FACE
FOOLISHLY HE TAKES ME PLACES
EVEN THOUGH I FORGOT MY DUCT TAPE!"

by **Jewelsky** Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:03 am

All of the dnalecapS folk were surprised to see Poppyclaw shooting from the sky.

by **Roseblossom** Sat Oct 05, 2013 3:47 pm

Poppyclaw landed on top of a dnalecapSian ostrich.

by **Jewelsky** Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:23 am

The dnalecapSian ostrich ran around like a maniac.

by **Roseblossom** Sun Oct 06, 2013 5:16 pm

Poppyclaw looked up and noticed an overweight hedgehog falling out of the sky.

by **Jewelsky** Sun Oct 06, 2013 9:31 pm

The ostrich ate he overweight hedgehog and died of cherry poisoning.

by **Roseblossom** Sun Oct 06, 2013 9:39 pm

Poppyclaw sang a song by Justin Beiber and a nearby horse killed him.

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