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by **Shimmer da Freakin Queen** Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:35 pm

Because I ate Squirrelflight and consumed her suffix

Why am I so weird?

by **Roseblossom** Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:52 pm

Because everyone else is.

Why do I suddenly wanna jellyfish?

by **Shimmer da Freakin Queen** Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:19 am

Because you were watching Spongebob and the Jellyfish hypnotized you.

Why is cold in June?

by **Roseblossom** Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:15 pm

Because the Earth flipped upside-down and now the northern hemisphere gets the season the southern hemishere should have [winter] and the southern gets the northern's season [summer].

Why is Shimmer's avatar licking me?

by Guest Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:20 am

Because its me in disguise, licking you.
~~For serious. All of you come here and let me love each of you.~~

Why am I ~~awesome~~ awake at this hour?

by **Roseblossom** Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:59 am

Because you are not asleep at this hour.

Why is summer hot?

by Guest Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:27 pm

Because the sun is a big fat derp.

Who created bacon?

by **Swallowfeather** Sat Jun 22, 2013 9:23 pm

Mr. Dr. Professor Bacon King McSaltymeat Von Supersaltytastypiggygoodnessstein.

What motivates a chicken to do what it does?

by **Roseblossom** Sun Jun 23, 2013 12:56 pm

The chicken's motivator.

Why does Mr. Dr. Professor Bacon King McSaltymeat Von Supersaltytastypiggygoodnessstein have 4 titles? [King counts although it isn't at the beginning, right?]

by Guest Sun Jun 23, 2013 1:12 pm

Because that's the name his mother gave him.

Why does the name Scandinavia exist?

by **Roseblossom** Sun Jun 23, 2013 1:21 pm

Because that's the name its founder gave it.

Why am I hungry?

by **Shimmer da Freakin Queen** Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:09 pm

Because the cheese master summons you to eat her subjects.

Why am I so bored?

by **Roseblossom** Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:52 am

Because I am extremely bored and my boredness overflowed and got all over you.

Why isn't anybody coming here anymore? Have I gone. . . *shudders* nonepic?

by **Shimmer da Freakin Queen** Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:26 pm

Nonepic isnt a word

Pie Pieity Pie-Pie?

by **Roseblossom** Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:15 pm

Sorry, I don't speak pie.

Why don't I speak pie?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:14 am

Because your pie boyfriend left you before he could teach you his language. :C (He thought you would eat him)

Why does my finger hurt?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:27 am

Because the oatmeal thinks your finger is crazy.

Why do they drop a New Years Potato in Planet Potatopia?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:17 am

Because they thought it was alive and gonna kill them, so they pushed it off a cliff.

WHY M C A?!

by **Roseblossom** Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:19 am

You mean YMCA.

Why are there two sprites in your siggie?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:20 am

Because they love me.

Who are you?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:22 am

I am Roseblossom.
You are who?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:31 am

Your sister.

Where's the beef?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:34 am

Right there: Ask a Foolish Question, get a Foolish Answer! - Page 2 There_10

Why can nobody find the beef?

by **✦*Cometstar*✦** Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:51 am

We forgot what it looks like.

Where's Atlantis?

by **Roseblossom** Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:54 am

In Atlanta, Georgia.

Is there really a Beef Mutato?

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