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by **Willowrose** Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:26 am

Back to Unicornia where it belongs.

Is Firestir the true leader of ETF?

by **Vinefrost** Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:40 pm

No, that title will always go to Wormy and Wormy alone!

With the passing of Emperor Wormy, what inside joke of ETF can rise to its level?

by **Willowrose** Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:12 am

Possibly CB-chan.

Why is Pine a ghost?

by **Vinefrost** Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:22 am

Pine's spirit died with the fall of Wormy.

Why won't my cat stop meowing?

by **Willowrose** Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:55 am

Because it's warning you that the end is nigh.

Why is drawing so difficult?

by **Vinefrost** Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:08 am

Because your hand is sentient and betraying your interests. Watch out, it'll try to strangle you while you're asleep.

Why am I the only one in my house awake when it's 11AM?

by **Willowrose** Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:16 pm

Because everyone took stupid pills and think it's 12AM

Why is Ghirahim the most amazing Zelda villain you could ever ask for?

by **Jewelsky** Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:45 pm

That's heavily opinionated.

Why are Kinder eggs banned in the US but virtually nowhere else? (they're GOOD we don't deserve this)

by **Vinefrost** Wed Jun 28, 2017 3:00 pm

People who can't read instructions and choke mean that NONE of us can have nice things!

How many tickets are you getting for The Emoji Movie?

by **Willowrose** Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:36 am

None because I'm 14 and I don't watch crap. (Totally just made a Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged reference)

Why is ice cold?

by **Midnightflame** Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:38 pm

Because it isn't hot

How many times do you plan on watching the Emoji movie?

by **Willowrose** Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:36 am

Zero times...

Why did Rogue One have to end the way it did?

by **Jewelsky** Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:17 pm

Pfft you're assuming my mom actually let me watch Rogue One in the first place

Who's your favorite character in The Emoji Movie?

by **Tornadostorm** Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:39 pm

None O3O

What's your favorite letter?

by **Willowrose** Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:22 pm

S for no real reason.

What color is the pillow that you use most frequently?

by **Jewelsky** Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:30 pm

White, but the pillowcase is a very pale tan.

Why is this turning into a legitimate question game instead of being dumb and pointless like it was intended?

by **Willowrose** Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:35 pm

The same reason why the "Rate the Warrior Name" is the way it is now.

Should I be glad that I forgot most of the things that happened in DHMIS?

by **Jewelsky** Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:15 am

No. DHMIS is the only path to true enlightenment.

Can we kill Wormy again?

by **Willowrose** Wed Jul 05, 2017 3:02 pm

No, because he's ETF's overlord who will never vanish.

Why am I so sleepy?

by **Vinefrost** Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:37 pm

Because, in joining ETF, you signed a contract that means you're eternally trapped with a terrible sleep schedule. We're all cursed.

Why is Jules insisting on keeping the memory of Emperor Wormy dead?

by **Tornadostorm** Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:08 pm

Because she knows the truth.

Why are clouds grey?

by **Vinefrost** Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:52 pm

Well it wouldn't make sense if they were chartreuse.and glaucous .

Why won't my dog stop running in circles?

by **Willowrose** Fri Aug 04, 2017 4:31 am

Because your dog wants barf up the food you gave it.

Why is McDonalds food so bad?

by **Vinefrost** Sat Aug 05, 2017 11:11 pm

Well, that's what happens when your main ingredient is Play-Doh.

Where did I lose my phone at?

by **Willowrose** Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:47 pm

Check your pocket.

When will the sun come up?

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