Capture the Orb!

I quickly shove you into reality, where your head explodes, giving me an opportunity to possess the orb again. I take the orb to London via double decker bus, hiding it in a phone booth with a suspicious phone number on it.

I appear outta nowhere from a gate of time, I snatch the orb and use the gate to wrap to the water temple and have an army of Gorons.

The phone booth is actually the TARDIS in disguise, so I can freely go to the water temple. Once I arrive, I avoid the army with my stealthy ninja powers, taking the orb away. Then, I super-jump to the Overthere Stair.

I randomly pop in cause lol why not (the last time I posted on this I was Glimmerpaw ) and chase after Jules, stealing the orb from her before she can get to The Overthere. I use my magical powers of transportation and a second later, I'm in Red Guy and Bird Guy and Yellow Guy's kitchen.

I warp to the kitchen with my digital STYLE and begin crying over our poor lonely french fry cinnamon roll child, flooding the entire kitchen and swiping the orb from Erin in the confusion. When the flood ends, I find myself on an abandoned island in the middle of the ocean.

I sail to the island on the Black Pearl and send Jack Sparrow to confuse you with his Johnny Depp nonsense talk. While all that's going on, I steal the orb and fly away to Teletubbyland.

I break out of my confuzzlement and swim over to the weird world where Arifureta Sekai Seifuku takes place, and I am transported amidst the madness to Teletubbyland. I grab the orb as soon as I spot you, and I proceed to super-jump away to the Good Egg Galaxy.

I see you take off to Good Egg Galaxy and use a Launch Star to follow. While you hopelessly resist the urge to replay the best Mario game of all time, I ally with Dino Piranha and take the Orb while you fight him. Even though it only takes 15 seconds to beat this incredibly easy boss, that's all I need to take the Orb to Sanctum Sanctorum, Doctor Strange's residence that he uses to study magic.

I take a path of Pull Stars that for some reason leads to Sanctum Sanctorum. Once I'm there, I pull out some huge speakers and blast Nitrobenzene through them at max volume, knocking you out. I take the orb from you and ride on the sound waves back to my precious computer. ewo;

I go onto Animation Land and summon Ultron to hack into your computer. Your computer slowly glows brighter and brighter until it explodes, leaving only the Orb behind. I take it and go to Area 51, hiding it among the alien artifacts.

My cat takes me to Area 51 with his secret teleportation powers, and I recognize the orb there instantly. Grabbing the orb, I teleport over to somewhere in the middle of nowhere in Canada, where I bury the orb.

I was creepily watching you the whole time, so I know exactly where la orb is. I grow bird feathers and flyyyyyy. I swoop down, "I've got you in my sights!" I scream in my Cedric voice as I'm swooping at Sonic speed.
Next, I bribe Knuckles to dig a hole exactly where the orb is. Meanwhile, Sonic ties Jules up as I fly away. I wake up hours later in an unfamiliar place. "Oh noo..." I softly say, as I realize I'm in Sesame Street!

Over the past several years, I have been working on my transformation into Wormy himself, and thanks to my newfound wormy allure, I was able to charm the orb from Willow's hands in this form. My worm-self tunnels through Sesame Street to reach Robbie Rotten's underground lair, where I carefully wriggle the orb into hiding.