Capture the Orb!

I climb Mount Olympus with my superhuman strength and speed, snatching the orb from Vine. I jump on a pegasus and am quickly transported to London.

I fly to London on a very poor-quality jet, find clues for the orb in the tower of London, take one of those double-decker buses they have to find Jules, beat up Jack the Ripper while I'm there, and take the orb while you're distracted. I hide the orb in a post somewhere on ETF that you must find before you take it from me.

I reply to the post on the "Name That Twoleg Thing!" thread and proceed to steal the orb from Vine, reaching over to this post to achieve my goal. Neon Pegasus spreads her wings, and I ride to an undiscovered inhabitable planet galaxies away on her.

I go back in time using the Backintimeanator 3000, push Parry Gripp into an active volcano, and alter the timeline so Neon Pegasus never existed. You have no way to access the undiscovered planet so I just drop kick the orb out of your hands and use my time machine to go back to the Aztec Empire, where I put it in a trap-filled temple.

I rather narrowly avoid the traps in the temple, but manage to take control of the orb once again. Once I have obtained the orb, I go inside of my computer and gather up all my Vocaloids, and they surround me, prepared to fight if anyone attempts to take the orb back again.

I walk up and detect the energy of the Orb inside of the computer. Knowing that the energy bonds are inseparable and cause the Orb to immediately reassemble if damaged, I just smash the computer. You can practically hear the death cries of all the Vocaloids as I just watch the Orb repair itself. Once the process is done, I kick the computer under the desk and take my Orb to the Congo, hiding myself among the darkness of the jungle.

I come gliding on a Deku leaf. As I glide down I spot Vine hiding in the jungle. I charge towards him. I grab the orb and glide towards Skyloft.

As Willow glides on her leaf, I spring up from a trampoline and snatch the orb away from her grasp. Then, I use my magical powers to teleport over to Tokyo.

I find airplane tickets on my leaf. So I get on an airplane and fly to Tokyo. I see Jewls walking almost 30 minutes after I got off the plane. I charge towards her without her noticing. I snatch the orb and keep running. I find a skateboard and start skateboarding away. Soon I arrive at a Candy Shop ducking low hoping I won't be found.

Using the tracker I have stalkerishly placed on Willow, I find her at the candy shop and swiftly take the orb away from her. I proceed to shrink myself and the orb to miniature size, jumping into a gingerbread house and hiding there.

I approach the gingerbread house and smash it a bit. I take the orb out of Jewls tiny hands and get in my helicopter. I then fly away.

I grow back to normal size and eat some of the gingerbread. It is magical gingerbread that gives me the ability to fly at astonishing speeds. I race after Willow and grab the orb, eventually landing in Iceland.

I land in Iceland chasing after Jules. I spot her so I jump out and sneak behind her. I grab a stick and hit her with it, she falls to the ground not hurt at all but fainted. I snatch the orb and go on a flaming skateboard.

When I wake up, I drill a hole through the center of the earth and come out where Willow is. I take the orb from her and run to the nearest Subway, disguising myself as an innocent bystander waiting in line.

I come looking for Jules knowing that she would be hiding or in disguise so I prank call her and make it so she comes to the airport. Not knowing who she is disguised as, I know that I had to find a way to find out who she is so make sure that you are not allowed to bring any type of jewelry, pearls, or any type of treasure. As she walks away after finding out the information I grab her and take the orb. I then fly away with my rocket boots.

I, in fact, WAS the rocket boots, so I flew off of Willowkit, stole her orb, and flew to Philadelphia, letting Willowkit fall to her death.

I fall to my death on a pizza truck. As I feel my soul leaving my corpse I use a spell to reclaim my life that was stolen by Roseh. I find where she is in Philadelphia and punch--- ugh steal the orb and fly away into the sea. How? I don't know.

I somehow magically gain the ability to swim and follow Willowkit, unleashing the power of lurning. "YOU SHOULD ALWAYS SHARE!!11!1w11eq33!11!!1!!" I scream until I am loud enough that her ears bleed, then steal the orb and take it to a delicious chicken picnic while she's distracted by her actively bleeding ears.

I ruin the chicken picnic the only way I know how... causing the apocalypse. I grab the orb and sneak into the Hunger Games area on one of those parachute things that sponsors send gifts in.

I escape the apocalypse by flying on Bird Guy (RIP, you will be missed ;-;) to Canada, deciding to read The Hunger Games, since Roseh is, and look for clues as to her whereabouts there. I fly to the Hunger Games arena and have Birdman snatch the orb from Roseh, proceeding to fly back to Canada.

I correct Jules, saying that there's an invisible barrier preventing anyone from leaving the area. Bird Guy (Birdman??) falls, and I snatch the orb and run to a different part of the area.

(Birdman is what fans call him sometimes because yes)

I cry&cry, but my tears create a river that I float across, dragging me to Roseh with the current. I take the orb and super-jump so powerfully that the barrier is shattered, escaping to Candy Mountain.

I summon a magical robot octopus to try and grab your golden reigns, and I manage to grab the orb and turn into a hamster. I eat popcorn on a piano.

I play the piano intensely enough to cause you to fall to the floor, taking the popcorn and orb away from you. I correct you as I warp into the digital world. "It's a thousand-armed robot octopus trying to grab my golden reins."

"Look, an orb, DIGITAL STYLE" I reference, distracting you long enough to take the orb and run off to... idk, another part of the digital world.