Capture the Orb!

I calmly swim away from the piranhas, electric eels, and whatever other threats live in the Amazon River, and hop on the flying lion, tugging at its weird winglike things and making it drop the orb. I jump after it and pick up the orb as the current takes us out into the ocean.

I summoon a pack of sharks, and one of them swipes the orb and gives it to me. Then I find a whale shark and hide in his mouth.

*reads past messages*

Vinekit wrote:I use Loki's staff from the Avengers to brainwash Princess Daisy into not letting you leave the kingdom. After shouting "SWIPER NO SWIPING" 3 times, I take the orb back and fly far, far away.

HEY HEY HEY THAT JUST WON'T DO

I rescue Sarasaland's amazing princess, take her on a boat, and I sail away 30 miles out to sea :3 There, I find an odd looking whale shark with a very large mouth...Daisy throws Peach in. In an attempt to capture her, the whale opens his mouth, letting the orb fall out and into my hands. Daisy and I magically turn the boat into a plane, and we fly away into the sunset~

My epical whale shark called Larry and I fly into the sky and see a planeboat flying into the sunset. Larry uses his humongous tail to push the planeboat into space, and catches the orb. Then we fly off into Jupiter with the ability to breathe to hide.

I summon my quite obviously overpowered spirit animal, Billybob the aardvark, to create a black hole. Jupiter is absorbed, but Billybob grabs the orb from the destructive path of the black hole and gives it me. Billybob, Norm the Robot and I then fly to the edge of the universe...

Larry the epical whale shark revives me and we set off to the edge of the universe. Larry eats Norm, Vinekit, and Billybob and hands me the orb with his fin.

My minions and I hang out to that gross dangly thingy in the back of the throat that I'm not even sure if fish have or not. We swing back and forth, getting enough momentum to propel ourselves back out Larry's mouth. I grab the orb as I'm launched, and we dash across space to a completely unknown location.

Larry vomits them out, and I decide he needs to rest. I send him to the RiverClan camp to be checked on kinda squashing Mothwing, and I grab my giant llama-duck hybrid. We bounce around until we grab the orb from somewhere and then we hide by the Great Wall of China.

I tell Mothwing that the whale shark who crushed her has a power orb and is hiding in China. She goes over there and attacks, causing a huge fuss. I swoop in with a Tanooki suit and grab the orb, entering World 3-2.

I act a little freaked out by Mothwing, but then I ignore her and fly into World 3-2. I grab the orb and leave, going to a boxing ring, and hiding in the crowd. I throw the orb into the boxing ring.

The orb appears to be the prize for winning a boxing match. I enter the ring, and see that my opponent is... Ganondorf. Since this is boxing, I can't use a Master Sword or anything, so I just try to constantly stay out of his vision and give him random punches. Ganondorf almost knocks me out, but I call a time-out and Norm the Robot teaches me a new punching technique. I use it and conquer Ganondorf at the very last second and claim the orb, as my new fans triumphantly carry me away to Gotham City.

Suddenly, I get in the TARDIS again and am transported to Gotham City, where I ride a narwhal-tanuki hybrid over to Vinekit and steal the orb, going back into the TARDIS and traveling over to Glitzville.

Since I'm in Gotham City, I tell Batman that my orb's been stolen. He goes to Glitzville in the Batmobile and uses a Batarang to knock out the orb. Not knowing its true power, he gives it back to me and I go to Hyrule.

I go to Hyrule, and quickly call Link to capture the orb and return it to me. He slashes his sword at the orb, causing it to fall out of Vinekit's paws and into mine. I thank Link, and go to the Land of Ooo.

I call Lord Monochromicorn and fly over to the Land of Ooo on him, swooping the orb out of your hands and flying to Sarasaland.

I quickly grab Lady Rainicorn, and fly off to Sarasaland, knowing that my good friend Daisy will be able to help. Daisy climbs on Lady Rainicorn, and, knowing her way around Sarasaland better than anyone, she leads us to Vinekit and Lord Monochromicorn and snatches the orb. She hands it to me, and Lady and I drop her off at the castle. Then, Lady Rainicorn drops me off at Boney Island, where the orb and I hide in a cave. o3o

Being a bigger superfan than Sierra and Topher combined, I easily know my way around Boney Island. I call some Woolly Beavers and Stymphalian Canadian Geese, who all stampede towards you. While the chaos ensues, I steal the orb and fly off to The Great Ga'Hoole Tree.

I disguise myself as an owl and go to the Great Ga'Hoole Tree. I manage to get a St. Agelous (spelling fail) patrol to attack you. After petting the adorable Gylfie on the head, I take the orb and go to... uh... I forgot what Finn's home is called *brain fart*. I go to that area where Finn and Jake live.

(AUGH! But we were literally JUST THERE! :D)

I call Lord Monochromicorn once again, who gladly flies me back to The Land of Ooo. I fly in and steal the orb, and my loyal friend flies me all the way to Rubber Duckie Land, the Land of Rubber Ducks.

I call Neon Pegasus, and I ride her to the Land of Rubber Ducks, where we snatch the orb from Vinekit, and fly to Silver Lake Lounge (of course, bringing a rubber duck with us).

I tell Ernie that a rubber duck was stolen. He wants revenge and lets me ride a giant rubber duck to the Silver Lake Lounge. Ernie swoops down and attacks, while I take the orb and run to the city of Townsville.

I push Ernie off, and quickly grab my rubber duck. I chase Vinekit down to Townsville, where Buttercup, Blossom, and Bubbles help me capture the orb. Then, we run to 123 Wilson Way.

Since I'm in Townsville anyway, I get the help of Mojo Jojo, Him, and The Rowdyruff Boys. We all go to Wilson Way. While the PPG enemies attack the mansion, I sneak to the roof and take the orb, going to Avengers Tower.

While I stay and help the Imaginary Friends at Foster's, the Powerpuff Girls go and snatch the orb from you. They head back to me, and give me the orb, promising me that Foster's will be okay. I quickly run to Count Olaf's home, hiding in the tall tower.

As Glimmers enters the highest room in the tallest tower, she slowly opens the door....walks hesitantly into the empty room......and looks slowly around.

SUDDENLY, THE DOOR SLAMS SHUT BEHIND HER.

The noise startles her, and she WHIPS around, DROPPING THE ORB!

A sinister, thin, bony hand reaches out and catches the orb before it hits the old wooden floor. The hand retracts to a FIGURE THAT WASN'T IN THE ROOM BEFORE!

Glims looks, and there before her, in a sinister black cape, with a sinister evil grimace, flicking a rugged, sinister tail, IS I! VIXEN STEALTH! *THUNDER AND LIGHTNING!*

WITH A MANIACAL LAUGH, I COIL THE CAPE AROUND MYSELF.

TELEPORT!

In my place, alone on the floor in the empty room, with the storm raging outside, is a glowing, hot key.........