Re: The Craziest Randomest RP Ever In Enter The Forest History

by **Jewelsky** Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:57 am

Stick nodded. "I know! The Erins are just so mean sometimes!"

by **Roseblossom** Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:20 pm

"Yeah." Jayfeather rolled his eyes. "They always kill off the cats that the readers like!"

by **Jewelsky** Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:27 am

"Like Silverwillowminnowcrookedbreezeriverfeatherstormtailfur!" Stick huffed. "That would have been the only forbidden relationship where the two cats didn't start hating each other and break up!"

by **Roseblossom** Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:25 pm

"Silverwho?" Jayfeather asked. "Ooh, you mean Grayspotsravenfireandepicalkittydude's mate."

by **Jewelsky** Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:20 pm

Stick nodded. "Yes. That's her. And also, why did Feathersharptoothfallingstalactitedeathcaveofpointedstones have to die? She would have been super-sweet with Crowleafpoolpawgrumpywindclankittehwhoisepicalanyway."

by **Roseblossom** Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:25 pm

"And Smokelittlepawepicalshadowclanapprenticefalldowncliff! He probably would've been an epic warrior!" Jayfeather rolled his eyes.

by **Jewelsky** Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:19 am

"For some reason, they brought him back as a warrior later." stated Stick. "But he's DEAD!"

by **Roseblossom** Mon Dec 23, 2013 6:07 pm

"The warriors wiki says that it's a different cat." Jayfeather pointed out.

by **Jewelsky** Mon Dec 23, 2013 6:09 pm

"I still think it's strange, though. There was never a Smokepaw or Smokekit before him, and here he randomly appears!" Stick scoffed.
Suddenly, a random rock started yelling: "THIS RP ISN'T RANDOM ENOUGH! AGAIN!" Everything was cleared from the RP, including Jay and Stick.

by **Roseblossom** Mon Dec 23, 2013 6:16 pm

Roseblossom padded around in the white background. "Mustard."

by **Jewelsky** Mon Dec 23, 2013 6:19 pm

"FIRESTAR DOESN'T LIKE WAFFLES!" screamed a random amoeba who had survived destruction.

by **Roseblossom** Mon Dec 23, 2013 7:42 pm

"Yes he does!" Roseblossom shoved the amoeba off-screen and continued to eat her sandwhich.

by **Jewelsky** Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:58 pm

Jewelsky randomly appeared in a burrito costume. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" she asked.

by **Roseblossom** Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:07 pm

"What if you made a Sloppy Joe, but instead of buns, you use waffles, and you call it a Sloppy Waffle?" Roseblossom asked, throwing shoes at an imaginary flying shark on a birthday.

by **Jewelsky** Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:38 am

"Does that mean buns are called Joes?" asked Jewelsky while riding on an aardvark doing Gangnam Style to the epical remix of Badger Badger Badger.

by **Roseblossom** Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:06 am

"Well, this one is." Roseblossom held up a bread bun with a nametag that said 'Hello. I'm Joe.'

by **Jewelsky** Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:47 am

Jewelsky rolled her eyes, and they landed perfectly on top of a pile of pancakes. Jewelsky was about to eat them when they turned into Twinklie Pie, her pet alicorn Fluffy Pony.

by **Roseblossom** Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:48 am

"TWINKLEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!!!!!" Roseblossom shouted as she drew a mustard mustache on her face.

by **Jewelsky** Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:08 pm

"Twinklie is MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINERJRNWIUEGFONWIERGMHW*U)ET<JW(U!" screamed Jewels. She jumped on Twinklie Pie, who danced on a rainbow. "Pink fluffy alicorns dancing on rainbows~!" sang a random disembodied voice.

by **Roseblossom** Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:31 pm

Roseblossom jumped on Twinklie Pie. Well, she jumped on Jewelsky, who was on Twinklie Pie.

by **Jewelsky** Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:17 pm

Twinklie Pie disintegrated from the trauma. "Look what you've done!" Jules screamed, throwing a random chair at Roseh.

by **Roseblossom** Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:24 pm

"NO SOFA!" Roseblossom squirted liquid killer hippos at Jewelsky.

by **Jewelsky** Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:57 pm

Jewel got a giant soda bottle and referenced her face with it. Glitter rained all over Roseblossom's earlobe, which is impossible since cats don't have earlobes.

by **Roseblossom** Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:04 pm

"I don't have earlobes?" Roseblossom asked. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

by **Jewelsky** Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:08 pm

"No, you don't." mewed Jewels, who was suddenly hit by a train.

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