Re: Ask a Foolish Question, get a Foolish Answer!

by **Vinefrost** Sun Jan 10, 2016 10:41 pm

I like strangeness, and I like darkness, and I like... tad... ness... I guess... so sure!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?

by **Jewelsky** Wed Jan 13, 2016 8:56 pm

There are infinite variables to be factored into that experiment. A true, singular answer, therefore, does not exist.

What is a spork?

by **Vinefrost** Sat Jan 16, 2016 10:39 pm

A spork is a spooky fork, of course

Why can't my dog fly?

by **Jewelsky** Sun Jan 17, 2016 6:25 pm

Penguins can't fly. Your dog is probably a penguin.

What happens to chairs when they die?

by **Vinefrost** Mon Jan 18, 2016 12:27 am

They go to the big rocking chair in the sky. When they are placed on it, the direction it rocks dictates whether that chair will experience eternal comfort with golden-threaded cushions, or infinite pain in the underworld's giant wood chipper.

What is this upcoming bowl all my classmates are talking about, and why is it so super?

by **Jewelsky** Mon Jan 18, 2016 8:56 am

A giant plastic purple bowl will be coming to Earth for only one day. It can answer literally any question asked to it, and its wisdom has earned it the name of "Super Bowl."

Why can't I feel my eyebrows?

by **Glimmerwing** Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:14 pm

Cause they actually don't exist--they only magically appear in mirrors and photographs.

Why did we stop talking about Bill? :(((((

by **Jewelsky** Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:45 pm

Bill wanted us to.

Why does a question mark indicate a question?

by **Roseblossom** Mon Jan 18, 2016 9:13 pm

Because the exclamation point was a jerk and took the exclamation spot before the question mark could

Does this chair have lower back support?

by **Jewelsky** Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:10 pm

I don't know. Does your FACE have lower back support?

… Does it, though?

by **Roseblossom** Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:38 pm

Sure...?

Are you a pancake?

by **Jewelsky** Wed Jan 20, 2016 7:53 am

Nah. I'm a weird soy waffle that tastes like a spongy ice cream cone

What would you do if I threw a kleenex at you?

by **Vinefrost** Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:06 pm

Sneeze, of course. IM ALLERGIC TO TISSUES

Why haven't the continents sunk into the ocean?

by **Jewelsky** Mon Feb 01, 2016 9:22 pm

The continents are made of pool noodles. Doesn't everyone know that…?

What is oxygen made of?

by **Vinefrost** Fri Mar 04, 2016 1:15 pm

Although it is a theoretical topic at best, Stephen Hawking, Neil Degrasse Tyson, and Bill Nye the Science Guy all agree that oxygen is a unstable combination of dark matter, highly conductive energy particles, and water farts.

Now when you look at this orange, tell me please, what do you see?

by **Glimmerwing** Fri Mar 04, 2016 1:16 pm

That isn't just a boring old orange.....that's....that's a BOMB!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFEEEEE

Do you think Bird Guy is actually a cucumber, and Yellow Guy isn't a cannibal after all?

by **Vinefrost** Fri Mar 04, 2016 1:32 pm

Wait, even if Bird Guy was just a bird... Yellow Guy still isn't TECHNICALLY a cannibal... *mind blown*

What's the biggest thing that can possibly fly?

by **Jewelsky** Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:20 am

I'M A COMPUTER
I'M A COMPUTERY GUY
EVERYTHING MAAAADE OUT OF BUTTONS A—*explodes*

Why am I DHMIS trash?

by **Vinefrost** Sun Mar 13, 2016 9:11 pm

Because one DHMIS trash is another DHMIS treasure!

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

by **Roseblossom** Sun Mar 20, 2016 9:50 pm

Because it has been scientifically proven that if a creature walks with too many feet, the pressure will cause the ground to explode. We walk on two feet because, due to our contributions to science, we have a bigger foot limit than flamingos.

Do you participate in the sport of Canadian flying?

by **Jewelsky** Mon Mar 21, 2016 3:28 pm

No. But Tord does.

Why am I Eddsworld trash?

by **Glimmerwing** Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:56 pm

Because I'm actually a wizard who curses people and turns them into Eddsworld trash against their will. :D fear me

When did Tord turn into a Canadian?

by **Jewelsky** Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:02 pm

When he left the show. He didn't want to show his Canadian self in front of his friends and turned back into a Norwegian upon his return.

Do you like trains?

by **Glimmerwing** Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:17 pm

....no....
....no....
the asdf references....
THEY'RE COMING.....
have to fight them....you have to....fightHEY HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE I LIKE TRAINS KID??? HE'S PRETTY COOL BUT THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM, I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S CURSED OR IF IT'S SOMETHING WITH HIS BRAIN, BUT THE ONLY THING HE EVER SAYS IS I LIKE TRAINS
*ahem*
No.

Does Tomska have control over all of our minds?

by **Jewelsky** Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:39 pm

No. But he has control over Tord's mind.

Who gave Tom the right to be so awesome?

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